I wasn't, but that could be the answer! Maybe it would be entertainment if you were really really stoned
I think the names are the best thing about American sport generally. Everything else is completely incomprehensible, especially when it’s fourteen down and ten in the Forty- niners final third, but who wouldn’t want to watch the Buccaneers vs the Dolphins?
Yorkshire Police are said to be issuing gum shields for all their horses as Harrogate Town draw Pompey in the 1st round of the FA cup. please log in to view this image
In this situation (and I'm gonna go with 4th rather than 14th), it means the team has had 3 attempts to get 10 yards and are now on their fourth attempt. They still need to get 10 yards, so they'll probably punt or go for a field goal if they are in range... Say if it was 2nd down and 8, it means they've had one attempt to get 10 yards in which they got 2 yards, now on their 2nd attempt they need to get 8 yards to make the original 10 yards... and get a new set of downs, starting at first down again to get another 10 yards (unless they're within 10 yards of the goal in which case it'll be 1st down and goal).
Remember when Pompey fans thought tat Cedric Soares, capped over 30 times for Portugal and European Championship winner, was going to wilt away from a few scummer chants?
Playing golf for the first time this weekend. What should I shout if I accidentally twat the ball towards some unknowing bystander?