The Dick Emery "I done it wrong again, Dad!" Thread!

Says a fat burgeoning ponce whose manager has left out Eriksen for the last 5 games.

 

I will update the DOLL.

It’s just that I’m a bit busy right now.

 

Trying to get your jeans mate?

 

Not our best player and hasn’t been left out of the last 5 starting line ups

Apart from that...great analysis

 

Thanks bruv, God loves a battler.

 

I saw a clip of Unai Emery talking with Mesut Ozil yesterday, it reminded me a lot of Paul Pogba and Jose Mourinho.

 

Remind Pixie how that one ended up, Matth.

Who ended up walking, Mourhino or Pogba?

 

100 quid I find that exact quote from another source today

Yup 2mins that took me

 

https://www.forbes.com/sites/graham...-hes-setting-a-terrible-example/#1f795cb879da

https://www.sportbible.com/football...mment-about-xhakas-arsenal-captaincy-20190927

 

@Matth_2014 Why do you steal quotes from other people?

 

What are you on about, Stop wumming.

 

I need some inside info

What did Levy offer you when he tried to prize you away from United?

 

It took two moments of individual genius from Pepe to save Arsenal's blushes against an unknown Portuguese side, tonight.

All it has done, however, is to paper over the very obvious cracks in a mediocre Arsenal side.

Worrying times for Gooners.

 

One word: Colchester.

 

****ing ouch

 

Who's Paul Pogba?

 

Only unknown to the likes of you with your very limited football knowledge, Quents ... only 3 bigger clubs in Portugal mate ... Benfica, Sporting and Porto ... please tell me that you have at least heard of them?

 

Vitoria Guimaraes, fosse pretending he's an expert on the portugese league to get a cheap shot in.

 

Just been watching footie for a long time, Matth. No cheap shots involved. There is also Setubal. Not an expert, just observant. Happy to help with your education.