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The Dick Emery "I done it wrong again, Dad!" Thread!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Aug 13, 2018.

  1. Ouch!

    This will make miserable reading for one particular poster on this board.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Top sources, must be true.
     
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  3. Out-of-favour Arsenal midfielder Mesut Ozil, 31, is open to a move to the MLS, with DC United linked with the former Germany international. (Bleacher Report via MLS official website)

    I can't see there being any truth to this, as Woezil has consistently made it clear that he intends to see out his contract with Arsenal, bleeding them dry, before leaving for nothing to reap one last bumper pay day.
     
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  4. Real Madrid are set to end Arsenal hopes of landing Spain international midfielder Dani Ceballos, 23, on a permanent deal by bringing him back from his loan for next season. (AS, via Mail)

    Painful reading.
     
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  5. Ex-Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has suggested current manager Unai Emery was right to strip Swiss midfielder Granit Xhaka, 27, of the Gunners' captaincy. (Evening Standard)

    It's good to see Wenger ripping into his old club.

    Out of interest, who was it that brought Frere Xhaka to Arsenal?
     
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  6. Arsenal boss Unai Emery admits he "does not know" if former captain Granit Xhaka will play for the club again.

    (BBC Football website headline)

    <laugh>
    Does Emery know whether or not he, himself, will still be at the club, next season!
     
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  7. Arsenal have held talks with former Spain and Barcelona boss Luis Enrique about the prospect of replacing manager Unai Emery.
    (El Confidencial, via Metro)

    Looks like it's over for Emery this Christmas.

    @PISKIE want to concede now, mate?
     
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  8. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    What's the wager?
     
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  9. That Emery will outlast Poch. I bet he won’t.
     
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  10. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Do you fancy at Fat off?

    Fat Frank v Pat Poch, who lasts longest?
     
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  11. Wtf?!
     
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  12. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Fat Frank vs Rolypoly Poch... who lasts longest as manager.

    Winner chooses avatar for loser?
     
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  13. Ah, that’s what you meant. I thought you had lost it, there, for a moment.

    Alas! No more wagers for me. I’m done with all of that. My two outstanding wagers with Pixie shall be my last.
     
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  14. Arsenal manager Unai Emery will be given the next six games to prove he is still the man for the job at Emirates Stadium. (Standard)

    Quite frankly, I'm surprised he's been given that long.
     
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  15. Commachio

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    you don't even have 6 inches, you fat ****;
     
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  16. I've got double that.
     
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  17. Commachio

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    In BMI?
     
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  18. JakartaToon

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    That one didn't really count - he only wanted to win it with us.
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Our Emery/ Poch one and the outstanding month you still owe me, glad you've finally admitted that there are two outstanding bets. Good man <ok>
     
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  20. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    You're still making bets with this clown?
    mate, you bring it on yourself! <doh>
     
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