The Dick Emery "I done it wrong again, Dad!" Thread!

Looks a good player that Ceballos. Pepe is a bit meh though.

Keown digging him was funny "Pepe has been terrible in training" lol.

 

There's only one selling club I north London tubby, what to take a guess?

 

Yeah Arsenal have never sold their best players.

 

Not as many as the spuds Rimmer, wanna try son?

 

You said 'only one' which implies that one of the North London clubs isn't a selling club so which one is that?

'Wanna try son'

 

Take ya small talk elsewhere mate I aint interested.

 

So you admit you ****ed up?

Apology accepted

 

Skiddy tried to wum, I presume, and got savaged!

 

Been sniffing the blue rinsed knickers Tubby? <laught>

 

"Wanna try son?"

 

Obviously he's had his two halves.



Of white spirit.

 

Every club is a selling club, some club just sold Hazard

 

Thanks, I accept your apology.

 

We sold because he wanted to play for his dream club, so we had to get the cash before his contract expired. He had 9 years at Chelsea, probably his best.

 

Wanna try son

 

All i hear there is, blah blah ****ing blah.

You still sold him at the end off the day. Hence my point.

 

This whole thread is blah blah blah

 

Skiddy got rinsed again. The old fart is having a mare at the minute!

 

Another hilarious capitulation, I suspect the whole squad wear chantilly lace knickers.

 

He's not an Arsenal player, you ****ing moron. He's on loan.