The Dick Emery "I done it wrong again, Dad!" Thread!

Yeah I was just reading about that just now.
That little scrote is probably gonna be earning 100k a week in a couple of years.
This world has really gone to ****.

He also looks like a date rapist, I bet he is gonna be up for a rape within 5 years.

 

Wow you jumped on here quick fella

Ones coming back from injury, the other one is perennially crocked.

We dont need to sign anyone. With already got our top 3 trophy and a horde of young talent we are giving a chance

 

I like fat Chinese in your picture. Is that you big boy?

 

Massive
bellend

 

https://www.not606.com/threads/harvey-elliot.376130/page-3#post-13035241

 

As your co-defendant?

 

Well they do say it takes one to know one

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I did try and defend him.

https://www.not606.com/threads/harvey-elliot.376130/page-2#post-13026461

 

Our lads are going to cripple the cock, when we play you.

 

Like he's going to play.

 

Too scared yeah?

 

Probably, he is 17 after all.

 

Well, you know that old saying... if you're old enough to post a mong video of the Hurra, you're old enough to be crippled by Dier and Sissoko.

 

More chance of mousa slapping him with an arm in an unnatural position

Honestly though they wouldn't get near the kid, he's dynamite

 

They only resort to thuggery when they are geeting tonked as in the battle of the bridge. Their arsehole is definately their weak spot.

 

Perenially crocked player makes 41 appearances in a season. More at ten.

You can't sign anyone, need to or not.
You lost your best player and your manager and you're forced into using the kids that you cheated to acquire, rather ironically.

 

You're a bitter little **** aren't you chump?

 

No, but it's a title that applies well to virtually every Chelsea fan, for some reason.

 

We got nothing to be bitter about. You however...........

 

And yet you still are. Strange...