The Dick Emery "I done it wrong again, Dad!" Thread!

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luvgonzo said:
Oh yes, there's a vid out there of him doing a mong impression of Harry Kane. He's apologised.
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Yeah I was just reading about that just now.
That little scrote is probably gonna be earning 100k a week in a couple of years.
This world has really gone to ****.

He also looks like a date rapist, I bet he is gonna be up for a rape within 5 years.
 
PleaseNotPoll said:
No. We've already got Rose and Davies. We signed a talented youth player.
Didn't you just sign nobody, because you cheated?
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Wow you jumped on here quick fella

Ones coming back from injury, the other one is perennially crocked.

We dont need to sign anyone. With already got our top 3 trophy and a horde of young talent we are giving a chance
 
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BobbyD said:
Wow you jumped on here quick fella

Ones coming back from injury, the other one is perennially crocked.

We dont need to sign anyone. With already got our top 3 trophy and a horde of young talent we are giving a chance
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I like fat Chinese in your picture. Is that you big boy?
 
Bodinki said:
Yeah I was just reading about that just now.
That little scrote is probably gonna be earning 100k a week in a couple of years.
This world has really gone to ****.

He also looks like a date rapist, I bet he is gonna be up for a rape within 5 years.
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As your co-defendant?
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Well, you know that old saying... if you're old enough to post a mong video of the Hurra, you're old enough to be crippled by Dier and Sissoko.
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More chance of mousa slapping him with an arm in an unnatural position :bandit:

Honestly though they wouldn't get near the kid, he's dynamite <cheers>
 
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Suckmyklopp said:
More chance of mousa slapping him with an arm in an unnatural position :bandit:

Honestly though they wouldn't get near the kid, he's dynamite <cheers>
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They only resort to thuggery when they are geeting tonked as in the battle of the bridge. Their arsehole is definately their weak spot.
 
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BobbyD said:
Wow you jumped on here quick fella

Ones coming back from injury, the other one is perennially crocked.

We dont need to sign anyone. With already got our top 3 trophy and a horde of young talent we are giving a chance
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Perenially crocked player makes 41 appearances in a season. More at ten. <doh>

You can't sign anyone, need to or not.
You lost your best player and your manager and you're forced into using the kids that you cheated to acquire, rather ironically.
 
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PleaseNotPoll said:
Perenially crocked player makes 41 appearances in a season. More at ten. <doh>

You can't sign anyone, need to or not.
You lost your best player and your manager and you're forced into using the kids that you cheated to acquire, rather ironically.
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You're a bitter little **** aren't you chump?
 
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