Off Topic The cooking thread….

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None was intended, old **** reached this age, no guarantee 'others' will, that is all. :emoticon-0100-smile

some of the ****s I’ve come across, excuse the pun

****s or ****ish…

There are dry ****s and wet ****s
Sloppy ****s and stiff ****s
Daft ****s and thick ****s
Smelly ****s and fresh ****s
Old ****s and new ****s
Bald ****s and hairy ****s
One finger ****s and clap your hands ****s
An absolute multitude of different ****s.
I’m just thankful for all the ****s I’ve met
because the alternative would be ****ing awful
and I’d be a right boring old ****…
( Written on a *** packet ) chucked in the bin
 
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Well that was different, I was in Heron's earlier and at the till was asked if I'd like to try some harissa chicken porridge (smokey chicken with red bell peppers), at 29p a tub.
I had it for dinner, not too bad but once is enough. :emoticon-0138-think


The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
 
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Well that was different, I was in Heron's earlier and at the till was asked if I'd like to try some harissa chicken porridge (smokey chicken with red bell peppers), at 29p a tub.
I had it for dinner, not too bad but once is enough. :emoticon-0138-think


The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.

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