Off Topic The Christmas Thread

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Hope he/she wasn't watching/listening. At your age, you should know better. And keep your voice down ... Quilly and Spooky might be listening ... plus many millions of other precious little snowflakes. I'd already got two children before I realized it was actually my job. Saved a few quid though. We've made up for it since.

Knobhead.
 
Hope he/she wasn't watching/listening. At your age, you should know better. And keep your voice down ... Quilly and Spooky might be listening ... plus many millions of other precious little snowflakes. I'd already got two children before I realized it was actually my job. Saved a few quid though. We've made up for it since.

The sooner you die of a terminal illness, the better.
 
Hope he/she wasn't watching/listening. At your age, you should know better. And keep your voice down ... Quilly and Spooky might be listening ... plus many millions of other precious little snowflakes. I'd already got two children before I realized it was actually my job. Saved a few quid though. We've made up for it since.
Knobhead.
 
Oh.

American kids must be stupid.

Ours are copying them?*

Sad times.

*See also 'trick or treat'. Even I've given up asking kids on Halloween if they're American or not (I used to ask though, then when they said they weren't send them away and tell them if they wanted anything they should come back next week and ask for a penny for their guy!)
 
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**** me I'm hung over! Went out yesterday for a few pre-Christmas drinks and a bite to eat with a couple of mates at 6pm yesterday. All very civilized.

Next thing I know I'm stumbling through the door at almost 4am to find the Mrs there giving me a mouthful about it not being acceptable to come home in that state. I would have argued back but I'd apparently lost the ability to form sentences.

I'm pretty sure I'd spent a couple of minutes ringing the neighbors door bell before I realized and legged it to ours only to see my keys lying on the floor in front of the door.

I've got a couple of important things I need to do for work today but to be honest just typing this drivel has taken all of my efforts.......Happy Christmas
 
**** me I'm hung over! Went out yesterday for a few pre-Christmas drinks and a bite to eat with a couple of mates at 6pm yesterday. All very civilized.

Next thing I know I'm stumbling through the door at almost 4am to find the Mrs there giving me a mouthful about it not being acceptable to come home in that state. I would have argued back but I'd apparently lost the ability to form sentences.

I'm pretty sure I'd spent a couple of minutes ringing the neighbors door bell before I realized and legged it to ours only to see my keys lying on the floor in front of the door.

I've got a couple of important things I need to do for work today but to be honest just typing this drivel has taken all of my efforts.......Happy Christmas
This is also exactly how baby Jesus would have wanted us to celebrate his birthday
Properly traditional :emoticon-0148-yes:<cracker>
 
**** me I'm hung over! Went out yesterday for a few pre-Christmas drinks and a bite to eat with a couple of mates at 6pm yesterday. All very civilized.

Next thing I know I'm stumbling through the door at almost 4am to find the Mrs there giving me a mouthful about it not being acceptable to come home in that state. I would have argued back but I'd apparently lost the ability to form sentences.

I'm pretty sure I'd spent a couple of minutes ringing the neighbors door bell before I realized and legged it to ours only to see my keys lying on the floor in front of the door.

I've got a couple of important things I need to do for work today but to be honest just typing this drivel has taken all of my efforts.......Happy Christmas

Brilliant <laugh>
 
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**** me I'm hung over! Went out yesterday for a few pre-Christmas drinks and a bite to eat with a couple of mates at 6pm yesterday. All very civilized.

Next thing I know I'm stumbling through the door at almost 4am to find the Mrs there giving me a mouthful about it not being acceptable to come home in that state. I would have argued back but I'd apparently lost the ability to form sentences.

I'm pretty sure I'd spent a couple of minutes ringing the neighbors door bell before I realized and legged it to ours only to see my keys lying on the floor in front of the door.

I've got a couple of important things I need to do for work today but to be honest just typing this drivel has taken all of my efforts.......Happy Christmas

Mint <cheers>