You watch TV in your wardrobe? Kinky. Must give it a try, except there's no TV in there. Would an iPad work?To be watched on a very small screen surrounded by an enormous wooden cabinet.
You watch TV in your wardrobe? Kinky. Must give it a try, except there's no TV in there. Would an iPad work?To be watched on a very small screen surrounded by an enormous wooden cabinet.
You're going to be resurrected? Let's hope nobody removes the stone.
Hope he/she wasn't watching/listening. At your age, you should know better. And keep your voice down ... Quilly and Spooky might be listening ... plus many millions of other precious little snowflakes. I'd already got two children before I realized it was actually my job. Saved a few quid though. We've made up for it since.
Hope he/she wasn't watching/listening. At your age, you should know better. And keep your voice down ... Quilly and Spooky might be listening ... plus many millions of other precious little snowflakes. I'd already got two children before I realized it was actually my job. Saved a few quid though. We've made up for it since.
Knobhead.Hope he/she wasn't watching/listening. At your age, you should know better. And keep your voice down ... Quilly and Spooky might be listening ... plus many millions of other precious little snowflakes. I'd already got two children before I realized it was actually my job. Saved a few quid though. We've made up for it since.
Some ****e Americanism where you buy an Elf looking thing and put in your house on display, then during the night move something about and the kids think it was the elf.Forgive my ignorance but...elf on a shelf? The **** is that?
Oh.Some ****e Americanism where you buy an Elf looking thing and put in your house on display, then during the night move something about and the kids think it was the elf.
Oh.
American kids must be stupid.
Ours are copying them?*
Sad times.
Knobhead.You watch TV in your wardrobe? Kinky. Must give it a try, except there's no TV in there. Would an iPad work?
Oh.
American kids must be stupid.
Ours are copying them?
Sad times.
This is also exactly how baby Jesus would have wanted us to celebrate his birthday**** me I'm hung over! Went out yesterday for a few pre-Christmas drinks and a bite to eat with a couple of mates at 6pm yesterday. All very civilized.
Next thing I know I'm stumbling through the door at almost 4am to find the Mrs there giving me a mouthful about it not being acceptable to come home in that state. I would have argued back but I'd apparently lost the ability to form sentences.
I'm pretty sure I'd spent a couple of minutes ringing the neighbors door bell before I realized and legged it to ours only to see my keys lying on the floor in front of the door.
I've got a couple of important things I need to do for work today but to be honest just typing this drivel has taken all of my efforts.......Happy Christmas

**** me I'm hung over! Went out yesterday for a few pre-Christmas drinks and a bite to eat with a couple of mates at 6pm yesterday. All very civilized.
Next thing I know I'm stumbling through the door at almost 4am to find the Mrs there giving me a mouthful about it not being acceptable to come home in that state. I would have argued back but I'd apparently lost the ability to form sentences.
I'm pretty sure I'd spent a couple of minutes ringing the neighbors door bell before I realized and legged it to ours only to see my keys lying on the floor in front of the door.
I've got a couple of important things I need to do for work today but to be honest just typing this drivel has taken all of my efforts.......Happy Christmas

I won a laptop in the works raffle![]()
Nah I'm not on Facebook. You can tell everyone for me if you likeI'm bloody sure I saw someone post the same thing on Facebook a couple of days back. Can't remember who it was though. Did you post about this on there?

Nah I'm not on Facebook. You can tell everyone for me if you like![]()
**** me I'm hung over! Went out yesterday for a few pre-Christmas drinks and a bite to eat with a couple of mates at 6pm yesterday. All very civilized.
Next thing I know I'm stumbling through the door at almost 4am to find the Mrs there giving me a mouthful about it not being acceptable to come home in that state. I would have argued back but I'd apparently lost the ability to form sentences.
I'm pretty sure I'd spent a couple of minutes ringing the neighbors door bell before I realized and legged it to ours only to see my keys lying on the floor in front of the door.
I've got a couple of important things I need to do for work today but to be honest just typing this drivel has taken all of my efforts.......Happy Christmas

You are a very sick child, as noted before.The sooner you die of a terminal illness, the better.
Knobhead.You are a very sick child, as noted before.