You watch TV in your wardrobe? Kinky. Must give it a try, except there's no TV in there. Would an iPad work?
Some ****e Americanism where you buy an Elf looking thing and put in your house on display, then during the night move something about and the kids think it was the elf.
*See also 'trick or treat'. Even I've given up asking kids on Halloween if they're American or not (I used to ask though, then when they said they weren't send them away and tell them if they wanted anything they should come back next week and ask for a penny for their guy!)
**** me I'm hung over! Went out yesterday for a few pre-Christmas drinks and a bite to eat with a couple of mates at 6pm yesterday. All very civilized. Next thing I know I'm stumbling through the door at almost 4am to find the Mrs there giving me a mouthful about it not being acceptable to come home in that state. I would have argued back but I'd apparently lost the ability to form sentences. I'm pretty sure I'd spent a couple of minutes ringing the neighbors door bell before I realized and legged it to ours only to see my keys lying on the floor in front of the door. I've got a couple of important things I need to do for work today but to be honest just typing this drivel has taken all of my efforts.......Happy Christmas
This is also exactly how baby Jesus would have wanted us to celebrate his birthday Properly traditional
I'm bloody sure I saw someone post the same thing on Facebook a couple of days back. Can't remember who it was though. Did you post about this on there?
Having read on, I think it might be the fact that you'd already posted it on another thread that had confused my tired mind.
