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[HASHTAG]#you ever seen an astronaut with an afro?[/HASHTAG]

Nor had @monacoger. You see, [HASHTAG]#patience batters mon daily[/HASHTAG] and any of his attempts to discover the quality of his progeny led to cries of [HASHTAG]#mon bamboozled as black son did white turd[/HASHTAG] from the daily papers.

This was the work of Dev. Now to be clear [HASHTAG]#albert pierrepoint was dev's dad[/HASHTAG] and as a big player in the hangman business [HASHTAG]#judge dev bean[/HASHTAG] was a keen influencer of the local news......................

.........tbc maybe
 
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Toley Fart said:
[HASHTAG]#dev visits mosque dressed as mohamed 9yo wife[/HASHTAG] but he’s asked to leave after shouting [HASHTAG]#hahahahaha want a tissue you crying ****[/HASHTAG] to a young lad who had recently lost his family in the war in Syria.

Shortly after this [HASHTAG]#dev fingered teen boys ass in back of s-reg corsa[/HASHTAG] before [HASHTAG]#twizz and dev pounded hooker with soap in socks[/HASHTAG] after she refused to perform their seedy requests.

A quick shower and shave and it was time for [HASHTAG]#dev to sing a cilla's funeral[/HASHTAG] and it was magical said the boys [HASHTAG]#dev sang beautifully at cillas funeral[/HASHTAG] rejoiced twizz. Unfortunately tho [HASHTAG]#dev kicked chegwin coffin then dab'd[/HASHTAG] and undone all his good work.
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The migrant centre in Hull had taken a boat load of refugees

Not606 stalwart [HASHTAG]#saxton[/HASHTAG] was there to welcome them and was his usual blunt self. [HASHTAG]#saxton queried coon on dong length[/HASHTAG] and showed the African his own cock. The migrant told the others that [HASHTAG]#saxton has the tiniest dick i've ever seen[/HASHTAG]

[HASHTAG]#tuna mounted by musk ox but it hit a floppy[/HASHTAG] and this sent her dolally. [HASHTAG]#big tuna's on a mad one today troops[/HASHTAG] exclaimed [HASHTAG]#simpletoon[/HASHTAG] who was at loggerheads with Tunas son

[HASHTAG]#mick o'downs and mindy fight over simpleton crown[/HASHTAG] a duel which Mick won as he landline dialled the WhatsApp chat, GC lold at Mick as they said [HASHTAG]#and he's pulled a minday already[/HASHTAG]

[HASHTAG]#aldo shat on wife and filmed it for whatsapp[/HASHTAG] and [HASHTAG]#aldo wife alarmed as pub reported lost pool balls[/HASHTAG]
 
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Toley Fart said:
[HASHTAG]#mindy thought rubik's cube was mocking him[/HASHTAG] so put a hit out on *****ger. Toby fancied earning some extra dough so [HASHTAG]#monny battered senseless by enraged hobo[/HASHTAG]
Monny was dead and GC went wild!
[HASHTAG]#kirung danced to fiddler's elbow[/HASHTAG] , [HASHTAG]#aldo drank paint stripper as his kids starved[/HASHTAG] , [HASHTAG]#tina drank baby blood to look trendy[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#scan sang sash as jif nonced at special school[/HASHTAG] , [HASHTAG]#trev sang famine song whilst pounding mon's melt[/HASHTAG]

[HASHTAG]#he is a fenian bastard hahaha[/HASHTAG] shouted Barrie as the coffin lowered. [HASHTAG]#a whole oak tree for a coffin[/HASHTAG] questioned trev. [HASHTAG]#mon's head used as anchor for queen mary boat[/HASHTAG] said simon. Of course we need a whole oak.
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