Tag Novel

Your wifes knickers? I thought it was 50 shades of spunk

 

yeah, not really cool, buddy.

 

Big C going for his first chasing

 

At 1am in the morning too. Relentless.

 

Read the last 3 pages. In tears

 

thanks for clarifying that 1am was indeed in the morning.

 

#im no racist shouts monny as the tribe elders assembled for the disciplinary. The were puzzled after the graffiti #mon - desmond tutu appeared in the gay nightclub toilets. #mon baptized in bennets bathroom had further enraged the elders so #monny battered by darkie overlord to teach him a lesson.

#mon barbers closed after oil spill as BP were called to inspect #untapped oil reserves in mon's hair. This was a job for Drew, as everyone knows #er licks oil industry arse. He was feeling horny because #er's dungarees were dripping #with man juice covering of his boyfriend @biggestfaggotontheplanet

 

Good ol’ @biggestfaggotontheplanet

 

Just read a few of these out to my 18 year old. He asked if most of the ppl who contributed to it were in jail now and if not, why not.

 

Where's my menshy's

Was I never tagged?

Not that I mind. Not at all. No, sir. No problem. bíodh an diabhal agat! fick dich! Foda-se! 操你妈

 

#tina fanny smells of gambol breath

 

That’s the worst thing anyone’s ever said to me.

 

It was mid December and that usually means one thing: #tuna wins mags haney lookalike competition again to make it 4 in a row. Her son #mindy got gobble from mommy tina for saying sevco to celebrate. The family was overjoyed. #mindy gave 3 separate relatives their brown wings at the after party. They next day #dev & mitch attacked foodbank with stink bombs to clear their nostrils after #tuna mounted by musk ox but it hit a floppy and #jiffy put live jellyfish in scuds . It really was a wild night in Knightswood.

 

Police came to the door and yelled #paedo warning level raised to extreme !! And burst the door down! #me poo smell of the sex wee sighed mindy as the sad state of affairs began to unravel. #dev compiling wànk bank material as they’re all being led away.

the ring leader #dev jagged jay beattys arse wae poppy pin as the judge gave him 10 years in maximum security prison. Whilst there #dev shook tobins hand warmly , #dev congratulated hindley on good work & #dev offered to represent huntley for free

 

**** sake

 

That’s because it’s true

 

Cheers

 

Yeah, one of my best ones