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Toley Fart said:
[HASHTAG]#mindy thought rubik's cube was mocking him[/HASHTAG] so put a hit out on *****ger. Toby fancied earning some extra dough so [HASHTAG]#monny battered senseless by enraged hobo[/HASHTAG]
Monny was dead and GC went wild!
[HASHTAG]#kirung danced to fiddler's elbow[/HASHTAG] , [HASHTAG]#aldo drank paint stripper as his kids starved[/HASHTAG] , [HASHTAG]#tina drank baby blood to look trendy[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#scan sang sash as jif nonced at special school[/HASHTAG] , [HASHTAG]#trev sang famine song whilst pounding mon's melt[/HASHTAG]

[HASHTAG]#he is a fenian bastard hahaha[/HASHTAG] shouted Barrie as the coffin lowered. [HASHTAG]#a whole oak tree for a coffin[/HASHTAG] questioned trev. [HASHTAG]#mon's head used as anchor for queen mary boat[/HASHTAG] said simon. Of course we need a whole oak.
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yeah, not really cool, buddy.
 
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[HASHTAG]#im no racist shouts monny[/HASHTAG] as the tribe elders assembled for the disciplinary. The were puzzled after the graffiti [HASHTAG]#mon - desmond tutu[/HASHTAG] appeared in the gay nightclub toilets. [HASHTAG]#mon baptized in bennets bathroom[/HASHTAG] had further enraged the elders so [HASHTAG]#monny battered by darkie overlord[/HASHTAG] to teach him a lesson.

[HASHTAG]#mon barbers closed after oil spill[/HASHTAG] as BP were called to inspect [HASHTAG]#untapped oil reserves in mon's hair[/HASHTAG]. This was a job for Drew, as everyone knows [HASHTAG]#er licks oil industry arse[/HASHTAG]. He was feeling horny because [HASHTAG]#er's dungarees[/HASHTAG] were dripping [HASHTAG]#with man juice covering[/HASHTAG] of his boyfriend @biggestfaggotontheplanet
 
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Where's my menshy's :huh:

Was I never tagged?

Not that I mind. Not at all. No, sir. No problem. bíodh an diabhal agat! fick dich! Foda-se! 操你妈
 
It was mid December and that usually means one thing: [HASHTAG]#tuna wins mags haney lookalike competition again[/HASHTAG] to make it 4 in a row. Her son [HASHTAG]#mindy got gobble from mommy tina for saying sevco[/HASHTAG] to celebrate. The family was overjoyed. [HASHTAG]#mindy gave 3 separate relatives their brown wings[/HASHTAG] at the after party. They next day [HASHTAG]#dev & mitch attacked foodbank with stink bombs[/HASHTAG] to clear their nostrils after [HASHTAG]#tuna mounted by musk ox but it hit a floppy[/HASHTAG] and [HASHTAG]#jiffy put live jellyfish in scuds[/HASHTAG] . It really was a wild night in Knightswood.
 
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Police came to the door and yelled [HASHTAG]#***** warning level raised to extreme[/HASHTAG] !! And burst the door down! [HASHTAG]#me poo smell of the sex wee sighed mindy[/HASHTAG] as the sad state of affairs began to unravel. [HASHTAG]#dev compiling wànk bank material[/HASHTAG] as they’re all being led away.

the ring leader [HASHTAG]#dev jagged jay beattys arse wae poppy pin[/HASHTAG] as the judge gave him 10 years in maximum security prison. Whilst there [HASHTAG]#dev shook tobins hand warmly[/HASHTAG] , [HASHTAG]#dev congratulated hindley on good work[/HASHTAG] & [HASHTAG]#dev offered to represent huntley for free[/HASHTAG]
 
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