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#not606 gc night out to be held at qua now that #monaco chased from township by armed gang and is unable to get to Scotchland so he got his mum to make some soup and send it up.

#gc forum nonce Mindy suggested fancy dress for the night out, #gove disguised as bed for daughters sleepover and was looking good for the win until #barrie buys bunnet and glasses to take title as the party got under way.

Food was plentiful but the soup was horrendous The GCers were puzzled until someone realised #mon mum soup lambasted in campbeltown gazette .

The attendees were furious and started shouting #monny is a ginormous fanny pad which was only drowned out by #dev screech heralds new ganja delivery

#toby's festive nut roast went down well amongst the regulars but no one could find him, they moved onto dessert which tasted a bit mincey, the finally realised #the poove is in the pudding

 

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#mon genital jpg album auctioned on dark web to raise funds for #mons bongo bongo land jaunt to meet tribal elders

#darkie elders sniggered as mon presented tiddler as #patience beat chest + swung from vine

Mon winced as #a giant throbbing coon trunceon was placed on his lap as the coloured gentleman declared #i came in your mum's arsehole

As quick as a flash #he entered toby saying ive got under your skin and it was at this point #toby's vegan fart causes widespread panic amongst the tribe.