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[HASHTAG]#not606 gc night out to be held at qua[/HASHTAG] now that [HASHTAG]#monaco chased from township by armed gang[/HASHTAG] and is unable to get to Scotchland so he got his mum to make some soup and send it up.

[HASHTAG]#gc forum nonce[/HASHTAG] Mindy suggested fancy dress for the night out, [HASHTAG]#gove disguised as bed for daughters sleepover[/HASHTAG] and was looking good for the win until [HASHTAG]#barrie buys bunnet and glasses to take title[/HASHTAG] as the party got under way.

Food was plentiful but the soup was horrendous The GCers were puzzled until someone realised [HASHTAG]#mon mum soup lambasted in campbeltown gazette[/HASHTAG] .

The attendees were furious and started shouting [HASHTAG]#monny is a ginormous fanny pad[/HASHTAG] which was only drowned out by [HASHTAG]#dev screech heralds new ganja delivery[/HASHTAG]

[HASHTAG]#toby's festive nut roast[/HASHTAG] went down well amongst the regulars but no one could find him, they moved onto dessert which tasted a bit mincey, the finally realised [HASHTAG]#the poove is in the pudding[/HASHTAG]
 
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[HASHTAG]#mon genital jpg album auctioned on dark web[/HASHTAG] to raise funds for [HASHTAG]#mons bongo bongo land jaunt to meet tribal elders[/HASHTAG]

[HASHTAG]#darkie elders sniggered as mon presented tiddler[/HASHTAG] as [HASHTAG]#patience beat chest + swung from vine[/HASHTAG]

Mon winced as [HASHTAG]#a giant throbbing coon trunceon[/HASHTAG] was placed on his lap as the coloured gentleman declared [HASHTAG]#i came in your mum's arsehole[/HASHTAG]

As quick as a flash [HASHTAG]#he entered toby saying ive got under your skin[/HASHTAG] and it was at this point [HASHTAG]#toby's vegan fart causes widespread panic[/HASHTAG] amongst the tribe.
 
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Sheds said:
[HASHTAG]#mon genital jpg album auctioned on dark web[/HASHTAG] to raise funds for [HASHTAG]#mons bongo bongo land jaunt to meet tribal elders[/HASHTAG]

[HASHTAG]#darkie elders sniggered as mon presented tiddler[/HASHTAG] as [HASHTAG]#patience beat chest + swung from vine[/HASHTAG]

Mon winced as [HASHTAG]#a giant throbbing coon trunceon[/HASHTAG] was placed on his lap as the coloured gentleman declared [HASHTAG]#i came in your mum's arsehole[/HASHTAG]

As quick as a flash [HASHTAG]#he entered toby saying ive got under your skin[/HASHTAG] and it was at this point [HASHTAG]#toby's vegan fart causes widespread panic[/HASHTAG] amongst the tribe.
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:huh:
 
Sheds said:
[HASHTAG]#mon genital jpg album auctioned on dark web[/HASHTAG] to raise funds for [HASHTAG]#mons bongo bongo land jaunt to meet tribal elders[/HASHTAG]

[HASHTAG]#darkie elders sniggered as mon presented tiddler[/HASHTAG] as [HASHTAG]#patience beat chest + swung from vine[/HASHTAG]

Mon winced as [HASHTAG]#a giant throbbing coon trunceon[/HASHTAG] was placed on his lap as the coloured gentleman declared [HASHTAG]#i came in your mum's arsehole[/HASHTAG]

As quick as a flash [HASHTAG]#he entered toby saying ive got under your skin[/HASHTAG] and it was at this point [HASHTAG]#toby's vegan fart causes widespread panic[/HASHTAG] amongst the tribe.
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His mum must have a big arse hole
 
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monacoger said:
What are you on about? Me, Hash and ER went been hunting with Somali pirates, you thick ****.
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Wait. It was keyring who tried and failed to bodyswerve you by pretending to lose his fone.

My apologies.
 
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