Tag Novel

#dev ran from mark after robertson st confrontation , he was startled after his disciplinary which was #due to organic hash drugs test fail . He headed home as he knew his wife was out and he had a lodger staying. #dev was naked as he lay down next to toby who was partaking in a #mutual masturbation session as both read GC.

They contacted #trev = scotland's shame who knew that #grove asked kid to squeeze hairy beanbag and that #sqa catch dev rubbing gonads on exam papers and also that #mick cleaned kids penis with mouth as mum slept and was intrigued.

 

#mon raped by patience's bro as coon son laughed as #st anus flowered as coon readied whopper , it was all kicking off in Botswana especially after #mon battered by african_ger after praising ira which was further complicated when #mon yawn leads to mouth full of laundry .

#tina banned from fishmonger for smelly fanny but that didn't stop Gambol who poked her and offered Fuddy a chance to sniff his fingers, #gambol came as fuddy vomited on hand as #tinas sagging tits caught under jiffys wheelchair

 

#simon at high court gethering info on dev and #dev lampooned bin lorry victims from press box all the while #ting tong cures aids with tiger bones who had sympathy with Dev's wife who had trouble sleeping and cuming when #dev awoke shouting 'ebt!' as liz lay flicking bean

It was all getting rather mincey, as POOVES declare #trev sissy training a roaring success then #trev sat on traffic cone and groaned loudly and #toby took tranny halal turnip to mosque because #muslims mistakenly make pilgrimage to iain's heed

 

It was a cold night in Aberdeen. The heating was broken, he wore his soiled onesie, and #er cant sleep due to mrs er's headboard #smashing hole in wall due to darkie beasting

Not only was Mrs ER's insatiable love for the Zulu meat spear damaging his marriage, but #er's confusion at daughter's huge lips also added to the coon confusion. After the acrimonious divorce happened because #er tripped on coons huge dong as he lay under bed, #mrs er used divorce cash for african sex tour and #dev killed er at lemon party

 

#mons bongo bongo land jaunt to meet tribal elders who had asked for a sacrifice to take place so #patience + monny in hunt for african albinos and just when he thought he'd seen it all #mon bamboozled as black son did white turd which sent mon off on a bender #mon awoke as billboard ad after bevvy session

 

Classic Baz

 

They piled over the border in their millions so #mick offers foot to trump as border barrier but he'd already spotted his future wife at school #mick dressed foot as pony to seduce 8yo wife and asked the young dame to be #taken for a ride

Dev was at his usual evil self after a weekend where #twizz and dev pounded hooker with soap in socks , #dev kicked chegwin coffin then dab'd and and #dev farter ballooned as twizz unloaded in box so on a carriage full of females and kids #dev farted spunky mix on train and inhaled nasally

 

The shed business was doomed and #edge cant afford a disabled son so he #relied on a loan from an eu immigrant called #mr gay uk to try and get his accounts back in order.

Sadly #edge hides bank statement in capsule so it wasn't long before #police question dev after pizza house bust up and decided they needed to have #dev arrested under caution after park w@nk which left an unattended #baz jr to be gently #raped by farage

 

Menshy!

 

#scan shagged gambols wife twice.

 

#trev leased a cooked chicken from asda #in an attempt to appear affluent . He had to as #trev's drunken text to senga rebuked and #senga ditched trev after jealous rant .

Trev was keenly aware that #edge beats severely disabled son and in a misguided attempt to lure back his beloved senga #trev and edge's failed 'in ye pop' bids resulted when #trev + edge tag teamed patience as mon wept

#mon - black gerry adams was furious and when #venom's square sausage face appeared he suddenly thought #licking ting tongs pussy made me sick .........

 

....so maybe trev and edge will feel the same after #patience blocked toilet after cornbread binge

What monny didnt realise was that #si began to climax like a chinky at a dogs home and he knew all about monny and his wife. Crucially he also knew #mon raped by patience's bro as coon son laughed ..........

 

I am one sick/perverted ****

 

Fûck sake

 

#while st boiled cabbage and #dev shouted at hooker for not yelling sevco #as chegwin coffin lowered.....

 

Steady on, guise. Thanks in advance

 

Kwality.

 

It's heartening to see you aggressively prise your Forum Simpleton title back out of the grasping hands of fenian darkie spawner @monacoger with the above spasticated attempt at a tag novel, Michael.

 

good old Mick, his tags were #while #dev and #as (which didn´t work)

 

Thanks