Tag Novel

[EDGE.]

[HASHTAG]#dev ran from mark after robertson st confrontation[/HASHTAG] , he was startled after his disciplinary which was [HASHTAG]#due to organic hash drugs test fail[/HASHTAG] . He headed home as he knew his wife was out and he had a lodger staying. [HASHTAG]#dev was naked as he lay down next to toby[/HASHTAG] who was partaking in a [HASHTAG]#mutual masturbation[/HASHTAG] session as both read GC.

They contacted [HASHTAG]#trev = scotland's shame[/HASHTAG] who knew that [HASHTAG]#grove asked kid to squeeze hairy beanbag[/HASHTAG] and that [HASHTAG]#sqa catch dev rubbing gonads on exam papers[/HASHTAG] and also that [HASHTAG]#mick cleaned kids penis with mouth as mum slept[/HASHTAG] and was intrigued.

 

[EDGE.]

[HASHTAG]#mon raped by patience's bro as coon son laughed[/HASHTAG] as [HASHTAG]#st anus flowered as coon readied whopper[/HASHTAG] , it was all kicking off in Botswana especially after [HASHTAG]#mon battered by african_ger after praising ira[/HASHTAG] which was further complicated when [HASHTAG]#mon yawn leads to mouth full of laundry[/HASHTAG] .

[HASHTAG]#tina banned from fishmonger for smelly fanny[/HASHTAG] but that didn't stop Gambol who poked her and offered Fuddy a chance to sniff his fingers, [HASHTAG]#gambol came as fuddy vomited on hand[/HASHTAG] as [HASHTAG]#tinas sagging tits caught under jiffys wheelchair[/HASHTAG]

 

[EDGE.]

[HASHTAG]#simon at high court gethering info on dev[/HASHTAG] and [HASHTAG]#dev lampooned bin lorry victims from press box[/HASHTAG] all the while [HASHTAG]#ting tong cures aids with tiger bones[/HASHTAG] who had sympathy with Dev's wife who had trouble sleeping and cuming when [HASHTAG]#dev awoke shouting 'ebt!' as liz lay flicking bean[/HASHTAG]

It was all getting rather mincey, as POOVES declare [HASHTAG]#trev sissy training a roaring success[/HASHTAG] then [HASHTAG]#trev sat on traffic cone and groaned loudly[/HASHTAG] and [HASHTAG]#toby took tranny halal turnip to mosque[/HASHTAG] because [HASHTAG]#muslims mistakenly make pilgrimage to iain's heed[/HASHTAG]

 

[Patience]

It was a cold night in Aberdeen. The heating was broken, he wore his soiled onesie, and [HASHTAG]#er cant sleep due to mrs er's headboard[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#smashing hole in wall due to darkie beasting[/HASHTAG]

Not only was Mrs ER's insatiable love for the Zulu meat spear damaging his marriage, but [HASHTAG]#er's confusion at daughter's huge lips[/HASHTAG] also added to the coon confusion. After the acrimonious divorce happened because #er tripped on coons huge dong as he lay under bed, [HASHTAG]#mrs er used divorce cash for african sex tour[/HASHTAG] and [HASHTAG]#dev killed er at lemon party[/HASHTAG]

 

[EDGE.]

[HASHTAG]#mons bongo bongo land jaunt to meet tribal elders[/HASHTAG] who had asked for a sacrifice to take place so [HASHTAG]#patience + monny in hunt for african albinos[/HASHTAG] and just when he thought he'd seen it all [HASHTAG]#mon bamboozled as black son did white turd[/HASHTAG] which sent mon off on a bender [HASHTAG]#mon awoke as billboard ad after bevvy session[/HASHTAG]

 

[DevAdvocate]

Classic Baz

 

[EDGE.]

They piled over the border in their millions so [HASHTAG]#mick offers foot to trump as border barrier[/HASHTAG] but he'd already spotted his future wife at school [HASHTAG]#mick[/HASHTAG] dressed foot as pony to seduce 8yo wife and asked the young dame to be [HASHTAG]#taken for a ride[/HASHTAG]

Dev was at his usual evil self after a weekend where [HASHTAG]#twizz and dev pounded hooker with soap in socks[/HASHTAG] , [HASHTAG]#dev kicked chegwin coffin then dab'd[/HASHTAG] and and [HASHTAG]#dev farter ballooned as twizz unloaded in box[/HASHTAG] so on a carriage full of females and kids [HASHTAG]#dev farted spunky mix on train and inhaled nasally[/HASHTAG]

 

[Patience]

The shed business was doomed and [HASHTAG]#edge cant afford a disabled son[/HASHTAG] so he [HASHTAG]#relied on a loan from an eu immigrant[/HASHTAG] called [HASHTAG]#mr gay uk[/HASHTAG] to try and get his accounts back in order.

Sadly [HASHTAG]#edge hides bank statement in capsule[/HASHTAG] so it wasn't long before [HASHTAG]#police question dev after pizza house bust up[/HASHTAG] and decided they needed to have [HASHTAG]#dev arrested under caution after park w@nk[/HASHTAG] which left an unattended [HASHTAG]#baz[/HASHTAG] jr to be gently [HASHTAG]#raped by farage[/HASHTAG]

 

[Gambol]

Menshy!

 

[Patience]

[HASHTAG]#scan shagged gambols wife twice.[/HASHTAG]

 

[B-C]

[HASHTAG]#trev leased a cooked chicken from asda[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#in an attempt to appear affluent[/HASHTAG] . He had to as [HASHTAG]#trev's drunken text to senga rebuked[/HASHTAG] and [HASHTAG]#senga ditched trev after jealous rant[/HASHTAG] .

Trev was keenly aware that [HASHTAG]#edge beats severely disabled son[/HASHTAG] and in a misguided attempt to lure back his beloved senga [HASHTAG]#trev and edge's failed 'in ye pop' bids[/HASHTAG] resulted when [HASHTAG]#trev + edge tag teamed patience as mon wept[/HASHTAG]

[HASHTAG]#mon - black gerry adams[/HASHTAG] was furious and when [HASHTAG]#venom's square sausage face[/HASHTAG] appeared he suddenly thought [HASHTAG]#licking ting tongs pussy made me sick[/HASHTAG] .........

 

[B-C]

....so maybe trev and edge will feel the same after [HASHTAG]#patience blocked toilet after cornbread binge[/HASHTAG]

What monny didnt realise was that [HASHTAG]#si began to climax like a chinky at a dogs home[/HASHTAG] and he knew all about monny and his wife. Crucially he also knew [HASHTAG]#mon raped by patience's bro as coon son laughed[/HASHTAG] ..........

 

[DevAdvocate]

I am one sick/perverted ****

 

[Tina.]

Fûck sake

 

[Mick O'Toon]

....so maybe trev and edge will feel the same after [HASHTAG]#patience blocked toilet after cornbread binge[/HASHTAG]

What monny didnt realise was that [HASHTAG]#si began to climax like a chinky at a dogs home[/HASHTAG] and he knew all about monny and his wife. Crucially he also knew [HASHTAG]#mon raped by patience's bro as coon son laughed[/HASHTAG] ..........

[HASHTAG]#while[/HASHTAG] st boiled cabbage and [HASHTAG]#dev[/HASHTAG] shouted at hooker for not yelling sevco #as chegwin coffin lowered.....

 

[monacoger]

Steady on, guise. Thanks in advance

 

[GroveRanger]

Kwality.

 

[Patience]

[HASHTAG]#while[/HASHTAG] st boiled cabbage and [HASHTAG]#dev[/HASHTAG] shouted at hooker for not yelling sevco #as chegwin coffin lowered.....

It's heartening to see you aggressively prise your Forum Simpleton title back out of the grasping hands of fenian darkie spawner @monacoger with the above spasticated attempt at a tag novel, Michael.

 

[monacoger]

It's heartening to see you aggressively prise your Forum Simpleton title back out of the grasping hands of fenian darkie spawner @monacoger with the above spasticated attempt at a tag novel, Michael.

good old Mick, his tags were [HASHTAG]#while[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#dev[/HASHTAG] and #as (which didn´t work)

 

[Mick O'Toon]

It's heartening to see you aggressively prise your Forum Simpleton title back out of the grasping hands of fenian darkie spawner @monacoger with the above spasticated attempt at a tag novel, Michael.

Thanks