It certainly didObviously satire and irony went over your head .
It certainly didObviously satire and irony went over your head .
Why have one rock hard left footed South American centre back when you can have two?![]()

It's gone totally quiet on Lucumi altogether.
I assumed he was going but Bologna wanted a replacement first. Fingers crossed it's us!!
Hatchard said today that Alderete has played RCB a bit and is comfortable so get both in![]()
Must say I’m happy with Roefs, Alderete and Ballard so far. Sign a quality right centre half and we are laughing.Yeh to be clear, I’d probably put Lucumi in the “unlikely” category now, especially with speakman comments about Alderete signing as we needed a left side centre back. But I don’t think it’s beyond the realms of possibility.
What I think is more likely is Lucumi signs for Bournemouth and we come up against the Petrovic - Diakite - Lucumi back line many of us wanted![]()
Think he’s making it clear now, no more transfers until after the first couple of games to see how the squad copes.From this morning on the northern echo
Pressed on what areas he still wants to strengthen, Le Bris said: "We'll have two or three options to test and see if we can improve the squad."
As is always the case, though, Le Bris will only give a deal the green light if he thinks the player is the right fit for Sunderland on and off the pitch.
"For every player, we speak about the position and style of play and characteristics," he explained.
"So for a winger, centre-back, striker, it's always different. For the characteristic, we have to be really clear about the identity and the way you can connect as a teammate.
Behind the scenes, Sunderland are working hard to find new clubs for the players who don't feature in Le Bris' plans.
The likes of Hemir, Abdoullah Ba, Ian Poveda, Joe Anderson, Pierre Ekwah and Timothée Pembélé are all available to leave.
Asked whether any deals are close, Le Bris said: "At the minute, no. I think we'll have to wait for the last two weeks.
"It's always like that. The players and the squads observe the market. The first games as well are really important to assess the level of the squad."
****ing click bait that. 'Amad transfer request'
To precis - Teddy Sheringham think Amad might not be happy if he can't play regularly and at some point would consider his options.

Bit silly that mind, you could be close to pinpointing his apartment from a couple of things showing in that photo.Looks like the quayside
Bit silly that mind, you could be close to pinpointing his apartment from a couple of things showing in that photo.
Got ya.I know where he is. That said, that part of the Quay doesn’t have balconies so he’s on a roof.
I know where he is. That said, that part of the Quay doesn’t have balconies so he’s on a roof.
If it’s a penthouse with a roof terrace then there’s only the one it could be.
Got ya.
I’ve not been there for years but it’s clearly very close to a landmark. Plenty of the enemy would know where he is from the picture as well.
First time was so nice we had to do it twiceWhy have one rock hard left footed South American centre back when you can have two?![]()
Oh aye easily.
It’s opposite the Baltic and due to location of Millenium Bridge it’s heading towards the Tyne Bridge. There’s very little residential in that segment and none with balconies. St Anne’s has balconies but the angle is wrong that would be directly over to the Baltic with the bridge to the right.
He may just have access to a rooftop, but the finishing around the top makes it look a roof terrace.
And aye Smug, makes no odds. Bunch of Sunderland players lived in the Baltic when I did, was known, and they were never bothered by anyone.
RLB lives at Washington, in the house Amad was given, so what?
Him and Mrs RLB walk their dog in the park without the need for special branch or International Rescue ...
.... people are getting hysterical over f*ck all.
My uncle Mervyn used to sit on the bus, to the match, next to Monty ...
... assassin attempts, zero, although someone once tried to ask him to move seats so he could see out of the window at the pie shop.