Transfer Rumours Summer '23 Transfer Thread

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Philogene in a bottle, baby
Gotta rub me the right way, honey
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It's not far off mauled by the tigers tbf
 
I’m very sorry to have triggered your OCD but in my defence, I would just point out that my effort was never intended to be an actual chant, as you can clearly tell from the first line.
It was my poor attempt at poking fun at those of us who are getting a bit ahead of ourselves at the moment.

Sorry Summer - yours was just in my eye-line. I’ve seen plenty on here and elsewhere online. Triggers me in the same way when I see a presentation and the presenter hasn’t even bothered aligning things in their tables
 
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Absolutely drives me nuts with everyone trying to come up with songs for players but not matching the number of words/syllables in the songs.

For example ‘Billy Jean’

It has to be ‘Philo Gene’ to match the first word…not Jaden Philogene. Summer got this right in their first line…

‘Philogene is not our winger’ matches
‘Billy Jean is not my lover’

However…then we have
‘We only hope that he could be the one’ 10 syllables to match
‘She is just a girl who claims that I am the one’ 12 syllables - it’s never going to scan.

Apologies - this is my area of OCD.

Good post... made me chuckle.

Reminds me of Alan Partridge "Stop getting Bond wrong"!