More like Billy Ocean!I can’t even work out if this one is supposed to be to the tune of Billy Jean as it’s so far off![]()
3 hours and 20 minutes if we want them to be able to play tomorrow
I’m very sorry to have triggered your OCD but in my defence, I would just point out that my effort was never intended to be an actual chant, as you can clearly tell from the first line.
It was my poor attempt at poking fun at those of us who are getting a bit ahead of ourselves at the moment.
I'm with you Willy
(I'm also with Liam R...lets not get songs for other people players)
Syllables matter
How old is Davis?
Not bad. Lets hope he doesn't have bricks for feet.25 I think
25,why,have we got a song in the back catalogue for when he turns 26?How old is Davis?
Wouldn't be so bad?,we've always got 'build' by the Housemartins if he hasNot bad. Lets hope he doesn't have bricks for feet.
Does he know you asked him a question? Was he sitting down in a public lavatory?Baz skipped over my question about Rak Sakyi.
Make of that what you will.
Absolutely drives me nuts with everyone trying to come up with songs for players but not matching the number of words/syllables in the songs.
For example ‘Billy Jean’
It has to be ‘Philo Gene’ to match the first word…not Jaden Philogene. Summer got this right in their first line…
‘Philogene is not our winger’ matches
‘Billy Jean is not my lover’
However…then we have
‘We only hope that he could be the one’ 10 syllables to match
‘She is just a girl who claims that I am the one’ 12 syllables - it’s never going to scan.
Apologies - this is my area of OCD.
Those sort of things grind my gears too!Good post... made me chuckle.
Reminds me of Alan Partridge "Stop getting Bond wrong"!