Transfer Rumours Summer '23 Transfer Thread

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Continuing the dwarf tossing discussion (a sentence I never thought I’d type!) didn’t they used to have dwarf throwing nights at a pub down Bev Rd? Maybe Swan?
I was definitely on the piss down there in the 90’s and saw an advert on a pub for a night of it. Wasn’t on that night or we’d have gone in and stepped up to the oche !
 
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dennisboothstash said:
Continuing the dwarf tossing discussion (a sentence I never thought I’d type!) didn’t they used to have dwarf throwing nights at a pub down Bev Rd? Maybe Swan?
I was definitely on the piss down there in the 90’s and saw an advert on a pub for a night of it. Wasn’t on that night or we’d have gone in and stepped up to the oche !
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Stepped up to the jockey surely?
 
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dennisboothstash said:
Continuing the dwarf tossing discussion (a sentence I never thought I’d type!) didn’t they used to have dwarf throwing nights at a pub down Bev Rd? Maybe Swan?
I was definitely on the piss down there in the 90’s and saw an advert on a pub for a night of it. Wasn’t on that night or we’d have gone in and stepped up to the oche !
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Wasn’t there a dwarf on jackass? I do seem to remember what you’re on about den
Was it in ringside?
 
Kalman said:
If Sinik stays and can actually play a part this season, we’ve got Sinik, Allahyar, Longman and Vaughan as wingers. We’d probably only need one more, ideally a left-footer.

I’ve been really impressed with Vaughan. I don’t know if anyone else noticed against Galatasaray but his first touch was brilliant, almost Fodenesque. Think he’ll be an important player this season. If he can bulk up a bit and provide goals and assists on a consistent basis, he has the potential to be as good as KLP if not better. Rosenior’s an inexperienced manager and will make mistakes from time to time but putting Vaughan straight into the first team has been one of his best judgement calls and cancels out Ebiowei imo.
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I agree about the Vaughan stuff, but on your first paragraph, those four wingers on the whole just aren't good enough. We had them all last season and we clearly lacked wingers who could beat a man. Vaughan is a great option and I'm sure will be key again, Longman may play a part and there's probably more to come from Allahyar, but Sinik needs to be moved on and we need at least one, probably two new options to do what Ebiowei and De La Fuentes were supposed to do last season.
 
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Chazz Rheinhold said:
Wasn’t there a dwarf on jackass? I do seem to remember what you’re on about den
Was it in ringside?
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think it was the pub on the corner of Bev road / chants Ave where the Lidl supermarket is now….can’t remember it’s name. Opposite Haworth.
Edit - Turnpike maybe
 
dennisboothstash said:
Big enough for dwarf throwing?…

I think they maybe dressed in Velcro and were tossed at big fuzzy dartboards…or something.


*if that wasn’t it then this is me patenting it!!!
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I think you’re confusing this with Bristle and Gristle. This was a game devised by myself where I was thrown moustache first into a massive pubic minge. If I stuck like Velcro then me and the lucky lady made sweet music behind the boozer in the fire escape. Cross Keys top of Endike was my home venue.
 
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