Transfer Rumours Summer '23 Transfer Thread

Treat them right though.
Particularly this dwarf from Hull
https://metro.co.uk/2014/10/05/man-...r-in-protest-at-dwarf-discrimniation-4893244/

 

Continuing the dwarf tossing discussion (a sentence I never thought I’d type!) didn’t they used to have dwarf throwing nights at a pub down Bev Rd? Maybe Swan?
I was definitely on the piss down there in the 90’s and saw an advert on a pub for a night of it. Wasn’t on that night or we’d have gone in and stepped up to the oche !

 

Love how this got flagged as sensitive content for me but midget bowling was ok

 

I think the correct term is dwarf

That’s why midget gems have been getting their name changed https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/midget-gems-renamed-amid-fears-22733686

 

"He's ****ing ****e"... There, that'll help balance it out. I hope he appreciates it

 

Bit harsh on Liam

 

Stepped up to the jockey surely?

 

Wasn’t there a dwarf on jackass? I do seem to remember what you’re on about den
Was it in ringside?

 

I agree about the Vaughan stuff, but on your first paragraph, those four wingers on the whole just aren't good enough. We had them all last season and we clearly lacked wingers who could beat a man. Vaughan is a great option and I'm sure will be key again, Longman may play a part and there's probably more to come from Allahyar, but Sinik needs to be moved on and we need at least one, probably two new options to do what Ebiowei and De La Fuentes were supposed to do last season.

 

Seen female midgets wrestling in custard before. Didn’t really do it for me as I never touch shorts.

 

Maybe
Although I thought ringside was later and it was an old school pub
Never watched Jackass. It looks ****

 

think it was the pub on the corner of Bev road / chants Ave where the Lidl supermarket is now….can’t remember it’s name. Opposite Haworth.
Edit - Turnpike maybe

 

I thought it was further down
Swan /Bull area
Maybe there was a whole league set up?

 

Did you get 'whisked' away?

 

Those pubs wouldn’t have been big enough surely

 

I think they'd be alright,it was a mini-league...

I'll get my coat!!

 

Big enough for dwarf throwing?…

I think they maybe dressed in Velcro and were tossed at big fuzzy dartboards…or something.


*if that wasn’t it then this is me patenting it!!!

 

I think you’re confusing this with Bristle and Gristle. This was a game devised by myself where I was thrown moustache first into a massive pubic minge. If I stuck like Velcro then me and the lucky lady made sweet music behind the boozer in the fire escape. Cross Keys top of Endike was my home venue.