Transfer Rumours Summer '22 Transfer Thread

[Kevin Francis]

Yilmaz might be old but he was the best player in the league and part of the team that won the title over a state owned PSG season before last.
I don't think in a Million years he'd sign for us, but if we got him on a years deal on good championship money it would be worth it.

 

[tigers1970]

Callum Elder told me in a pub toilet that the players are being given Turkish lessons when they return for Pre-Season.

The taxi driver who picked me up from the snooker club said the very same thing..,but i don't believe him as he was wearing a very sweaty and very tight fitting efffcee shirt

 

[big vern]

The taxi driver who picked me up from the snooker club said the very same thing..,but i don't believe him as he was wearing a very sweaty and very tight fitting efffcee shirt

I think I have used him. Black and white to the core.

 

[Plum]

Shota speaks Turkish, Georgian and English

I was thinking more about how the players interact both on and off the pitch. What we appeared to have last couple of seasons was a bunch of lads who all got along very well. That was probably worth a few points a season imo.

 

[Plum]

Callum Elder told me in a pub toilet that the players are being given Turkish lessons when they return for Pre-Season.

You mean like, how to eat a kebab?

 

[tigers1970]

I think I have used him. Black and white to the core.

That's him....never misses a game ....apparently.,.....and he doesn't eat bacon he said

 

[Steven Toast]

I have never understood the reasoning behind dispensing with a reserve team. Presume it’s financial, but in the grand scheme of things, not sure how expensive it would be?
Being match fit is suppose to be crucial for any player to play at their best, and yet we have probably a dozen professionals not playing week in week out (7 subs for starters). We often see regular fringe first teamers get injured, and then with no competitive game find there is no way back. When they finally get the chance, they are off the pace. If they were playing regularly at a reasonably competitive level, they have the chance to push for a first team call up.
According to ST, we have as many as 18 U23’s out on loan, so don’t see we would have a problem fielding a team. The young uns would gain their experience in the reserves playing alongside and against senior pros.
For a club like ourselves who clearly carry sufficient professionals on our books, where is the logic in not fielding a team in a reasonably competitive regional reserve league?

I don't think they'll scrap the U23s team, but it's certainly not as competitive as playing men's football in an actual league and it's harder to break through into the first team by just playing football in the stiffs because the quality isn't as good.

Like I said, fielding a reserve side in the Humber Premier League would be a better shout than playing other reserve teams.

 

[Stockholm Tiger]

Wembley? Don't be such a pessimist we're going up as Champions

That's a given. He was talking about the FA cup final.

 

[Lincoln Tiger]

In all fairness people have probably said the same about Nigella Lawson but if she was available to cook my dinner I would be prepared to judge for myself.

I would love Nigella to be available for more than lunch…‍

 

[SW3 Chelsea Tiger]

I would love Nigella to be available for more than lunch…‍

me too. She’s still gorgeous at age 60+. Not sure of her exact age, but a fine woman

 

[pcworks]

me too. She’s still gorgeous at age 60+. Not sure of her exact age, but a fine woman

She is 62 and is an absolute MILF.

 

[SW3 Chelsea Tiger]

She is 62 and is an absolute MILF.

I think that technically pushes her into GILF terrority…..

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

I would love Nigella to be available for more than lunch…‍

me too. She’s still gorgeous at age 60+. Not sure of her exact age, but a fine woman

Never got it at all
Does nowt for me

and Lincoln I’m telling your mrs when I see her

 

[Lincoln Tiger]

Mate she knows and I just got a wilting look of ‘you sad bastard’ when I mentioned it…

 

[big vern]

That's him....never misses a game ....apparently.,.....and he doesn't eat bacon he said

Aye. That's him.

 

[Kempton]

Same, Chazz. The way she used to lick her fingers, like she was in a Cadbury advert...

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Same, Chazz. The way she used to lick her fingers, like she was in a Cadbury advert...

Whatever happened to that bird in the flake advert? Think roger Taylor went out with her one bit
She was a stunner

 

[dennisboothstash]

Whatever happened to that bird in the flake advert? Think roger Taylor went out with her one bit
She was a stunner

That was the other one
Sat on a windowsill ignoring the phone ringing.
The bath girl stayed modelling after a brief spell recovering from a psychotic episode after doing Ecstasy

 

[Red top reader]

me too. She’s still gorgeous at age 60+. Not sure of her exact age, but a fine woman

Maybe he got his words mixed up and was meaning a word that sounds like cooking but has an F and not a C for lunch… just a thought!!!!

 

[Red top reader]

That was the other one
Sat on a windowsill ignoring the phone ringing.
The bath girl stayed modelling after a brief spell recovering from a psychotic episode after doing Ecstasy

I’m still getting over it… the Ecstasy not the bird