Transfer Rumours Summer 2024 transfer thread

[Ric Glasgow]

What do you put on your tea or coffee and on your breakfast cereals? Iran Bru? Buckfast?

Why Irn Bru or Buckfast? Are you back onto your love of Scots?

 

[bradymk2]

We drink it because our Indo-European ancestors were pastoralists and they drank it, giving us adult lactose tolerance. The end.

And some ancestors ate human relatives brains
Still weird

 

[rovertiger]

We drink it because our Indo-European ancestors were pastoralists and they drank it, giving us adult lactose tolerance. The end.

Ya could've milked that out a bit more.

 

[dennisboothstash]

A daft remark. What do you drink?

Not really daft tbf

Humans have drunk milk from cows for thousands of years but still only about 3% of human history and it was only babies at first because adult humans couldn’t have tolerated it easily until there was a gradual genetic mutation, caused by drinking it as babies as it was a good source of nutrients, which enabled adults to tolerate it.

Some people don’t have that mutation of course and are lactose intolerant.

…weirdo mutant!

 

[Mckechnie Orange]

Why Irn Bru or Buckfast? Are you back onto your love of Scots?

Apparently you can get buckfast in Norwich, but it's sold out months in advance...

 

[bradymk2]

Why Irn Bru or Buckfast? Are you back onto your love of Scots?

buckfast is from devon aint it
Its not even scottish
Castro

 

[Kalman]

And some ancestors ate human relatives brains
Still weird

Not mine. Mine drank milk.

 

[Ric Glasgow]

buckfast is from devon aint it
Its not even scottish
Castro

I never said it wasn't but Scotland is it's biggest market and it's drank by the gallon up here...

Ric,currently looking out of my window at Barrs factory Cumbernauld...

 

[dennisboothstash]

We drink it because our Indo-European ancestors were pastoralists and they drank it, giving us adult lactose tolerance. The end.

Not really the end though is it, or it may not be.

We’ve only done it for about 3% of human history so it’s still a new trendy phenomenon.

As less people are drinking cow milk now (% wise) then it may well be lactose tolerance will wane again and then less will be able to anyway.

So feel free to stick with your new fangled ways, but don’t expect those of us who are traditionalists not to think you’re a weirdo

 

[Jim the Tiger]

3m is bugger all. We need to be taking punts on the likes of Jadan and selling them on for significantly more. It's the only way this model works.

It is a loan fee. I dont see us 'taking a punt' on him raising his value as much as him playing for Barcelona. He showed his limitations last year in the Championship. Playing with World Class players for World Class coaches will surely see his value raise more than getting clattered by Cardiff defenders in the Championship?

 

[bradymk2]

Not mine. Mine drank milk.

Is that what ancestry.com said

 

[bradymk2]

I never said it wasn't but Scotland is it's biggest market and it's drank by the gallon up here...

Ric,currently looking out of my window looking at Barrs factory Cumbernauld...

Ye but castro used it as an example

 

[Kalman]

Is that what ancestry.com said

No, it’s what my tolerance to lactose said.

 

[bradymk2]

No, it’s what my tolerance to lactose said.

Do you also use leeches when ill?
Youre ancestors def did that

 

[Ric Glasgow]

Ye but castro used it as an example

Maybe he thinks you're a 'Jock',though your surname is probably more Irish?

 

[bradymk2]

Maybe he thinks you're a 'Jock',though your surname is probably more Irish?

Brady isint my surname
I liked robbie brady back in the day

 

[Ric Glasgow]

Do you also use leeches when ill?
Youre ancestors def did that

Maybe he never gets Ill due to the copious amounts of milk he guzzles???

 

[Ric Glasgow]

Brady isint my surname
I liked robbie brady back in the day

I liked Liam

 

[bradymk2]

Maybe he never gets Ill due to the copious amounts of milk he guzzles???

As long as its pasturized

 

[Plum]

Its for cows innit

Cows don’t drink milk, calves do, for a few months after birth.