It reads a little like the David Walliams' MP character in 'Little Britain'. "I happened to be in the same toilet cubicle as my constituent, when I lost my balance and a piece of me became inserted in a piece of him."
Reminds me of a former girlfriend of Nicholas Soames who described his lovemaking as being like having a wardrobe falling on you with the key still in the door...
Sound like the home grown variety - maybe it's catching......? England fan has ear bitten off in race-hate attack at World Cup please log in to view this image please log in to view this image âThe guy who attacked him was an idiot. "He attacked another England fan, racially abused him and then bit his ear off. It was appalling.â Robert Farquharson was attacked in the Arena Corinthians stadium after England's 2-1 defeat to Uruguay - five days before Luis Suarez bit Italy's Giorgio Chiellini. This is the shameful moment an England football fan had his ear lobe bitten off by a racist thug at the World Cup. The Sunday People shocking video shows the victim with blood pouring down his neck after a fellow England fan savagely attacked him. The stunned supporter, believed to be England fan Robert Farquharson, tells the camera: âHe bit my ear off and called me a black ****!â Sunday People columnist Stan Collymore â among the first to view the video â last night called for *football bosses Fifa to launch an investigation into the incident and described it as âunbelievableâ. And north London-based fan Billy Grant, who filmed the incident, said: âEveryone who witnessed what *happened to the kid was absolutely disgusted. http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/uk-news/watch-england-fan-ear-bitten-7342466
