So we finally arrive at the end of our worst season since 2004...when we faced relegation and the Goons won the title....how times have changed!!!!!
Everton rock up at WHL where we have drawn our last two games - the same amount, coincidentally, as the number of home wins we've had this season.
To have had more managers than home wins is an astounding statistic which will never be beaten...so **** Arsenal and their asterix title...this'll be remembered long after their tedious, boring title win. Let's face it...they are bastards...VAR won them the title... VARSENAL...**** the refs, **** the red bastards, **** every God for allowing this, **** Piers Morgan, **** Idris Elber, **** the refs, **** the Premier league, **** Ian Wright, **** Paul Newman and his ****ty salad dressings, **** red apples, **** strawberries, **** tesco, **** the space shuttle, **** the moonlandings...**** mother ****ing everything
Thankfully, West Ham's recent and very passable impressions of Spursy has left us needing a draw to guarantee safety...unless leeds allow them to win by 12.
David Moyes should really want us to win tbh...when you consider he was sacked after winning them their first trophy in 40 plus years...I mean what kind of ****ish club sacks a manager who wins them their first European trophy in over 40 years????
(NO...I'M NOT ****ING OVER IT)
In 1486 the mayor of Warsaw was said to exploded upon hearing bad news- come 6pm Sunday night this rare event could be repeated all over N17.
Our great league achievement this season was ending west ham's non winning streak of 10 games and Bournemouth's run of 13 games without a win...we are now dependant on a team from Yorkshire (best known for not being Barnsley) to stop west ham from delegating us on the final day of the season.
It's been claimed that Alexander the Great wept as he looked at a military map of his empire as he realised there were no more lands to conquer...if that pussy had been a spur he'd be slashing his wrists this week.
Sometimes I wonder if I am in one of Dantes levels of purgatory...especially when I watch KLM & Gallagher spend 70 minutes trapping a ball further than I can kick one.
And I have genuinely had enough of watching Richarlison getting a slight touch and going down like Tommy Cooper trying to hold onto that curtain.
Many religions believe in reincarnation and the life you currently live is dictated by your behaviour in your previous life...all I can say is I must have been one hell of a ****head last time round...like a cross between Ted Bundy and Donny Osmund.
As 6pm rolls around on Sunday and the final whistle blows on our 1 nil loss and west ham 1 nil win I want you all to console yourselves with with the final words of my great uncle ... "holy ****ing ****... i never knew he was a nonce" ... as I slapped his head with a baseball bat after opening his present of a Graham Rix Arsenal Shirt.
Finally I would like to quash those needless rumours that Tudors dad faked his death to get Tudor away from our car crash of a club.
The last time we were relegated I was 10...at least this time I wont be spending the rest of summer with motherfuckers sing God Save The Queen and endless ****ing Jubilee street parties...every cloud and all that.
Everton rock up at WHL where we have drawn our last two games - the same amount, coincidentally, as the number of home wins we've had this season.
To have had more managers than home wins is an astounding statistic which will never be beaten...so **** Arsenal and their asterix title...this'll be remembered long after their tedious, boring title win. Let's face it...they are bastards...VAR won them the title... VARSENAL...**** the refs, **** the red bastards, **** every God for allowing this, **** Piers Morgan, **** Idris Elber, **** the refs, **** the Premier league, **** Ian Wright, **** Paul Newman and his ****ty salad dressings, **** red apples, **** strawberries, **** tesco, **** the space shuttle, **** the moonlandings...**** mother ****ing everything
Thankfully, West Ham's recent and very passable impressions of Spursy has left us needing a draw to guarantee safety...unless leeds allow them to win by 12.
David Moyes should really want us to win tbh...when you consider he was sacked after winning them their first trophy in 40 plus years...I mean what kind of ****ish club sacks a manager who wins them their first European trophy in over 40 years????
(NO...I'M NOT ****ING OVER IT)
In 1486 the mayor of Warsaw was said to exploded upon hearing bad news- come 6pm Sunday night this rare event could be repeated all over N17.
Our great league achievement this season was ending west ham's non winning streak of 10 games and Bournemouth's run of 13 games without a win...we are now dependant on a team from Yorkshire (best known for not being Barnsley) to stop west ham from delegating us on the final day of the season.
It's been claimed that Alexander the Great wept as he looked at a military map of his empire as he realised there were no more lands to conquer...if that pussy had been a spur he'd be slashing his wrists this week.
Sometimes I wonder if I am in one of Dantes levels of purgatory...especially when I watch KLM & Gallagher spend 70 minutes trapping a ball further than I can kick one.
And I have genuinely had enough of watching Richarlison getting a slight touch and going down like Tommy Cooper trying to hold onto that curtain.
Many religions believe in reincarnation and the life you currently live is dictated by your behaviour in your previous life...all I can say is I must have been one hell of a ****head last time round...like a cross between Ted Bundy and Donny Osmund.
As 6pm rolls around on Sunday and the final whistle blows on our 1 nil loss and west ham 1 nil win I want you all to console yourselves with with the final words of my great uncle ... "holy ****ing ****... i never knew he was a nonce" ... as I slapped his head with a baseball bat after opening his present of a Graham Rix Arsenal Shirt.
Finally I would like to quash those needless rumours that Tudors dad faked his death to get Tudor away from our car crash of a club.
The last time we were relegated I was 10...at least this time I wont be spending the rest of summer with motherfuckers sing God Save The Queen and endless ****ing Jubilee street parties...every cloud and all that.
