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Skylarker said:
I don't mind the larger lady (I like a big round ass), but they have to be well suited to the size.

The genre you're talking about is more @Hoddle Is A God style. He's actually a well known womaniser in the field of obesity.
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If you saw my missus, you'd creme your keks on the spot, Sky. You're way outside her league, mate. I don't make love to her, I make lust, mate. Some of the stuff we get up to is barely legal in this country.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
If you saw my missus, you'd creme your keks on the spot, Sky. You're way outside her league, mate. I don't make love to her, I make lust, mate. Some of the stuff we get up to is barely legal in this country.
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Are you a sex lawyer? :bandit:
 
Skylarker said:
I don't mind the larger lady (I like a big round ass), but they have to be well suited to the size.

The genre you're talking about is more @Hoddle Is A God style. He's actually a well known womaniser in the field of obesity.
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If a bird can stand unaided, then HIAG's not interested. Nothing turns him on more than getting back to a woman's house and seeing a hoist in the bedroom.
 
I'm making a chicken curry, an aubergine curry and a cumin and lemon salad. Naan and pilau rice for the carbs.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
If you saw my missus, you'd creme your keks on the spot, Sky. You're way outside her league, mate. I don't make love to her, I make lust, mate. Some of the stuff we get up to is barely legal in this country.
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<laugh>

I bet she makes a lovely sandwich
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
If you saw my missus, you'd creme your keks on the spot, Sky. You're way outside her league, mate. I don't make love to her, I make lust, mate. Some of the stuff we get up to is barely legal in this country.
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So unless Sky is an absolute Adonis, you're calling your missus a filthy munter. Sounds about right, seeing as you are the epitome of the beta male

[HASHTAG]#hiaggetsthedregs[/HASHTAG]
 
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PISKIE said:
She probably likes being the filling when HIAG is watching her getting drilled from inside the closet. :tongue:
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I'd wager she was an absolute munter who only lifts her nighty on high days and holidays...
 
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Sir Stan said:
I'm making a chicken curry, an aubergine curry and a cumin and lemon salad. Naan and pilau rice for the carbs.
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Ner, Stan! Yer don't poot fooking chutney in't curreh! You poot it on yer nan, yer daft bastard!
 
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