Spurlock's Ramadan diary

... I can put that one to bed ... I did ... but it's not ... mine's brother's are rugby players ... they wouldn't be seen dead on a footie forum "full of fannies" ...

 

Did she 'nit' you anything?....

 

Ask Tobes ffs not me

 

Tobes is spot on. The stupid, fat slapper should be told to stop stuffing her fat face.

I've got zero time for people like that. Lazy, fat ****s, who think the world owes them some pity.

 

Well I've had dominoes pizza followed by an ice cold can of rubicon.

#fast

 

.. middle daughter finished her last GCSE this morning ... so off to a local Italian restaurant tonight to celebrate the end of exams and also to enquire about waitressing jobs in case she's fcukd up

 

Sounds ****ing rank mate, tbf.

 

You not like pizza or dominoes pizza? Have to say it was rather good

 

Love pizza. But the last time eat Domino's pizza, it was ****e!...

 

Dominos is to pizza what cheap speed, laxative and ketamine is to mdma.

 

I'm quite partial to dominoes ranch bbq pizza.

Tried papa johns the other week and wasn't keen. Do like pizza express pizza. To be honest I like all pizza. Other than lidl pizza. They're ****.

Any of you been to that Brazilian restaurant called rodizio Rico? If you have one near you go. It's ****ing awesome.

 

Do you get dominoes in Spain?? I'm sure nice asked before but where abouts do you live over there? My family live over there on the Costa blanca

 

Yeah, I'm not far from Alicante.

We have a local pizza place. Owned and run by Italians. They hand make the dough, put on whatever toppings you want and and bake them in a wood fired oven. Proper pizza!....

 

My sister has a very similar place in her village orba. Proper Italian pizza house it's lush. Going over in September can't wait.

 

I like dominos now and then great bit of junk food.

Indian is my fav but it gets expensive.

 

Now there's a thought. Curry.

 

Got a good one of those too, not too far away. Run by Hindus, who are veggies themselves. Make a great curry though!...

 

Never been that keen on curry in Spain until one opened in the same village as the pizza place and it's awesome.

Quite fancy a lamb balti

 

I'm going curry tonight deffo, Lamb Jalfrazi.

 

Chicken for me. Jalfrezi or maybe a Bhuna!....