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Spurlock's Ramadan diary

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    My daughter had to get off the school bus and walk past as they were doing this bit...

    Rescue efforts included the use of a mobile crane, but when the first crane proved not strong enough to lift the patient, a larger crane had to be summoned, closing local roads.
     
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  2. NSIS

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    I say, Tobes, I feel that I should point out that your post is distinctly non-PC.
    Those who are facing dietary challenges will rightly be shocked and want to know why they can't just stuff their fat ugly ****ing faces until they explode !
     
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  3. Skylarker

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    Or did ye?
     
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  4. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Its not just food and drink, its everything, smoking, chewing full stop, only thing your allowed to do is breath :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  5. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    You must get a lot of the obese people up north, especially the lazy scouse ones lolz:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  6. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    were you fat or did some fat kid bully you in the past? that's some abuse lolz
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

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    ... a threesome is a threesome Tobes ... no point in you getting all bitter after the event <laugh>
     
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    .. when they get to vast proportions they tend to ship them out to retirement homes on the south coast and provide them with mobility scooters ... <whistle>
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    I'm looking at Tobes post and your reply and I'm not getting it?
     
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  10. Tobes

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    It's not abuse, it's just calling it for what it is.

    No-one should be able to eat themselves to that size by the age of 22. That's taken some real dedication lol.

    The mere fact that these people are accommodated and have tax payers cash lavished on them for something that is completely avoidable and straight forward to reverse, is plain stupid imo. Lose some weight you fat twat, then you might be able to use a standard doorway.
     
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  11. Tobes

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    Me neither, I think he's OD'd on Sanatogen
     
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  12. Skylarker

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    That's our Fossy for you. Don't worry though he gets it.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <yikes> the scousers are ganging up on me <yikes>....

    ... Tobes seemed rather incensed by the pic of the 'well rounded' ladies ... I merely speculated on whether this was just down to his abhorance of their lifestyle choices or whether Stan's 'wid ye' enquiry had brought back some deep supressed memories of an event that he would prefer to keep supressed ... <laugh>
     
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  14. Tobes

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    There's chubby and then there's that.

    I've tackled a few of the former, but I'm not a lover of obese, that's a specialist genre.
     
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  15. Skylarker

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    Fossy having to explain his 'jokes' again <laugh>

    As Stan says - they're always the best ones.
     
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  16. Tobes

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    I think he's wrongly assigning his own thought process to me mate...

    Fossy the chubby chaser <laugh>
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    I don't mind the larger lady (I like a big round ass), but they have to be well suited to the size.

    The genre you're talking about is more @Hoddle Is A God style. He's actually a well known womaniser in the field of obesity.
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    Fossy the Feeder.
     
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    .... Mohandas Gandhi eat your heart out ... I've brought the scousers and the mancs together in a mutual appreciation society <laugh> ... they're even complimenting each other <laugh>
     
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  20. Skylarker

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    Just because you're a loner Fossy, no need to think you've brought us together mate.

    We were championing forums when you were in your cave hoping one day you'd get to go to free Kasabian gig.
     
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