I spoke to green of newco rangers in the summer an he alerted me that if some one came in for Aluko he wouldn't e able to claim anything and he'd be able to go on a FAT. When I bumped into SB in Iceland car park after doing his weekly shop 2 weeks ago I alerted him to the situation. FACT
Pah! I heard from Pizza Hut that they're discontinuing "The Edge". When I asked them why, they said there was legal action over trademark coming from U2 so they were backing down. When I spoke with U2's PR company they told me to contact the lead singer's siser-in-law, Cher. Confused, I finally managed to get hold of her but she said that she hadn't seen Rocky Dennis in years and said he was rumoured to be loitering around Suffolk. Oh, and she also said that she didn't want to talk about Sonny. FACT. (or something).
On my departure from Cher's gaff, I asked if I could have her motorbike. She told me in no uncertain terms to "get to ****" but softened the blow by allowing me to take one of the records from her collection. The first one to hand was this Marley LP.
[video=youtube;0uKnkjtaZJU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uKnkjtaZJU[/video]

