Off Topic some things are just wrong.

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I've told you before mate, when I do Christmas, I really ****ing do Christmas!

The chestnuts are from Tesco's by the way.

A man after my own heart.

I’m thinking of doing another goose this Christmas.*




*By “doing” I do not mean “taking the goose up the arse.” Please - no third rate wumsters, yeah?
 
A man after my own heart.

I’m thinking of doing another goose this Christmas.*




*By “doing” I do not mean “taking the goose up the arse.” Please - no third rate wumsters, yeah?


Goose is good, just had some in Prague this weekend as it’s traditionally served for their feast of St Martin
 
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The only foods I can't stand are broad beans, butter beans and chickpeas (though I love hummus); they're what I imagine having belly-button fluff in my mouth is like.
 
The only foods I can't stand are broad beans, butter beans and chickpeas (though I love hummus); they're what I imagine having belly-button fluff in my mouth is like.

Does anyone like broad beans? Thought they were one of those universally hated foods. A bit like how only weirdos like ginger
 
Yes blud. Mix in some butter and a splash of milk for a creamy fluffy mash <ok>
I dont eat mash (or any other foods with a pre chewed texture) but a tub of Philadelphia goes a long way to making that **** edible.