I make some mean mash potato...buttery...creamy...salt/pepper...mmmm
I sometimes mix some horseradish in too ... gives a lovely heat kick .... and helps clear your sinuses

I make some mean mash potato...buttery...creamy...salt/pepper...mmmm

Them and a decent cauliflower cheese are the best bits of Xmas dinnerI love sprouts. Eat loads of them and spend all day farting like a ****ing hero.
He should spend xmas with piskie. They can share a plate of parsnips.
I've told you before mate, when I do Christmas, I really ****ing do Christmas!
The chestnuts are from Tesco's by the way.
A man after my own heart.
I’m thinking of doing another goose this Christmas.*
*By “doing” I do not mean “taking the goose up the arse.” Please - no third rate wumsters, yeah?
I share the French view of Parsnips. Pig food.What the hell have you got against parsnips man??
Roast parsnips are excellent.
The only foods I can't stand are broad beans, butter beans and chickpeas (though I love hummus); they're what I imagine having belly-button fluff in my mouth is like.
What the hell have you got against parsnips man??
Roast parsnips are excellent.
Do you let the family watch or haven’t come out yet?A man after my own heart.
I’m thinking of doing another goose this Christmas.*
*By “doing” I do not mean “taking the goose up the arse.” Please - no third rate wumsters, yeah?
I dont eat mash (or any other foods with a pre chewed texture) but a tub of Philadelphia goes a long way to making that **** edible.Yes blud. Mix in some butter and a splash of milk for a creamy fluffy mash![]()
Does anyone like broad beans?