Off Topic some things are just wrong.

[Libby]

He should spend xmas with piskie. They can share a plate of parsnips.

Roasted parsnips are the one. Be time for @luvgonzo's Christmas thread soon.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

He should spend xmas with piskie. They can share a plate of parsnips.

They can go fishing together for some seaweed.

 

[Commachio]

They can go fishing together for some seaweed.

Off a surfboard made of cardboard.

 

[Commachio]

Roasted parsnips are the one. Be time for @luvgonzo's Christmas thread soon.

I like parsnips, but not as a supplement for meat.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

For all the ****y *****s, and then the deviants like you.

 

[Libby]

I like parsnips, but not as a supplement for meat.

They're a must at Christmas for me.

 

[Commachio]

They're a must at Christmas for me.

I'm not arguing that point.

 

[Burly Hurley]

You're a heathen.

Of course I am! I'm from Sunderland, formerly part of County Durham, land of the Prince Bishops, and ****ing proud of it!!!

 

[Commachio]

Of course I am! I'm from Sunderland, formerly part of County Durham, land of the Prince Bishops, and ****ing proud of it!!!

Ok, an old heathen then.

 

[Burly Hurley]

Best? What about all the presents and family and booze and chocolates and snow and Christmas trees and the Pogues and Eastenders Murders and mountain of accrued debt and dustbin delays and shooting next door’s cat in the face?

None of that stuff beats brussels sprouts with roast chestnuts mate! Give your head a shake!

 

[Burly Hurley]

Ok, an old heathen then.

Absolutely!

 

[Commachio]

None of that stuff beats brussels sprouts with roast chestnuts mate! Give your head a shake!

Roast chesnuts. You are 100% in the piskie mould.

Who the **** eats those these days/?

 

[Burly Hurley]

Roast chesnuts. You are 100% in the piskie mould.

Who the **** eats those these days/?

I've told you before mate, when I do Christmas, I really ****ing do Christmas!

The chestnuts are from Tesco's by the way.

 

[Burly Hurley]

Best

Tongue pressed firmly in cheek mate.

 

[Burly Hurley]

He should spend xmas with piskie. They can share a plate of parsnips.

Mmm parsnips. Second best part of Christmas

 

[Burly Hurley]

He should spend xmas with piskie. They can share a plate of parsnips.

I'm just waiting for the invite mate. Must still be in the post.

 

[Commachio]

I've told you before mate, when I do Christmas, I really ****ing do Christmas!

The chestnuts are from Tesco's by the way.

I bet you have your lights up already

 

[Burly Hurley]

They can go fishing together for some seaweed.

 

[PINKIE]

Roast chesnuts. You are 100% in the piskie mould.

Who the **** eats those these days/?

Comm doesn't like Brussel sprouts, Roast Chestnuts or anything to do with Christmas.

He's going to come out as a Jehovah's witness by the end of this thread.

 

[PINKIE]

They can go fishing together for some seaweed.

Not any old seaweed mate, christmas seaweed