Kid? Hes an old man.
I ****ef that quote up haha
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I ****ef that quote up haha
Alb strictly only frequents the Eagle, Bank Bar and Blonde Barrel. In his eye catching mustard trousers of course.
I get in there now and again Cbrad but further up that side road there's a boozer near the Sikh temple called the Earl Of Pitt street.
It's a really decent bar, done out well and has a decent selection of ales.
Text me before one of the forthcoming games and we can catch up.
You see Indy.. all this talk of my mustard chino's means only one thing..... deep, deep down you have a hidden mustard chino fetish as do I.
Without realising it.. the next time you are out clothes shopping.. you'll walk past a store and just find yourself helplessly drifting in and before you know it you've bought a pair yourself.
It will be like a scene from Field Of Dreams......... mention them.. and they will wear them......
The first 5 minutes is the worst.
The sniggering, pointing... the uncontrollable laughter....... then once I put them on to cover up my naked fat ass I get the odd eyebrow raise and that's it.
I always try to walk next to a punk or someone in gash clothes.... or JPF to take the attention away.
Nice to know I still matter so much to you Smug that you still can't help talking about me.
Do you still have a little picture of me by your single bed in that fluffy heart shaped frame?
I still have a picture of you and your big forearms like calves by mine rest assured you big, bearded hairy brute
Same old predictable stuff ..........
That in itself is an added bonus. With dark nights rolling in... it's important to be seen in low light. The green cross code man used to tell us that.... before he turned to the dark side....
Ha! what's going on here? Didn't get a notification from Smug. I missed it. 
Sammy the racist badger
Sammy the racist badger
Not a lot by the looks of it Bri. It appears your inquiry regarding the boards death in the international break (and it did die badly), was used as a vehicle for Smug to get a few things off his chest and do a bit venting at ACS (old people do **** like that), ACS has responded by professing his undying love for Smug and appears to be angling for a reacharound, Smug seems uninterested in putting his big arms to such use, and then Indy is using ACS's chino's as an excuse to see if he can assist with the reacharound.
If you're feeling left out, youneed only ask.
Not at all mate, it was just one post with one real comment ...
...... that ACS had ruined his little empire and was desperately starting threads to try to fill it up.
All the cut & paste stuff from the media and the 'hey what do you think of this lads' stuff is cringing.
There's no venting, a bit of idle mocking but I'm not fussed either way. Perhaps it was the wrong thing to do tbh.
It's not my board and it lost it's interest a long time ago, the 'banter' was just very poor & predictable which is probably why so few bother with it.
ACS's response was so threadbare & typical of his 'humour' that it just proved my point ........ and the humourless infantile tags, dear me
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Never really been around that area for some reason, getting me own place soon so maybe able to meet up after a game as well as before.
I think he does feel left out. But Smug's invited him in so now's his chance.
Not at all mate, it was just one post with one real comment ...
...... that ACS had ruined his little empire and was desperately starting threads to try to fill it up.
All the cut & paste stuff from the media and the 'hey what do you think of this lads' stuff is cringing.
There's no venting, a bit of idle mocking but I'm not fussed either way. Perhaps it was the wrong thing to do tbh.
It's not my board and it lost it's interest a long time ago, the 'banter' was just very poor & predictable which is probably why so few bother with it.
ACS's response was so threadbare & typical of his 'humour' that it just proved my point ........ and the humourless infantile tags, dear me
Yay!! I matter!!! two name checks in one post. [HASHTAG]#forearmenvy[/HASHTAG]
I'll sleep well tonight.. next to THAT photo.
I'm flattered by the offers but its not really my bag. However I know a man who is, I'll just call him...
OBI where art thou?
Mind you'll have to have really long arms to perform any kind of reacharound on the fat bastard
OBI where art thou?
Mind you'll have to have really long arms to perform any kind of reacharound on the fat bastard
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Got a mint birthday card off a mate. The lass in the picture is a redhead but not exactly my type. Wid yeh?
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