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I'm guessing you wont be going down that route again then

 

I think I'll stick to my normal game where even I don't know what i'm doing.

 

****ing hell, 2 active threads today. Is this place dying a death or what? What's the crack?

 

The crack? It's the thing Albert likes in the Fenwick's window display.

 

He says he likes it but there's no evidence. There's evidence of him pretending.

 

Was thinking the same. This board used to be buzzing.

 

Pulled a gypsy bird last night and she took me back to her place for a " good time ".

She wasn't f@cking kidding, went on the waltzer, dodgems and ghost train, even, came home with a goldfish.

 

Have any of you boys been to the Earl Of Pitt Street pub near SJP?
It's a canny boozer.
Went there the last home game and they have some decent ales and lagers.

 

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Too true, do this with anyone all the time, even on here and other forums I imagine the things being said in the voice of the person who was on their photo, for instance if I was someone else looking at my image I would imagine in Ben Stokes's voice

 

I imagine JPF sounds like Alan Carr.
Nev sounds like Nev from Auf Wiedersehen.
BRS sounds like Oz from Auf Wiedersehen.
Trev sounds like Sepp Blatter.
Jimmy sounds like the dad in Steptoe.
MrT/Panthro is Private Fraser from Dad's Army.

 

I'm heading up this weekend for the game with my missus. Flying up Friday and then back home Monday morning. Obviously she knows Saturday is all about the football but can anyone advise of what else we could do for the Friday and Sunday?

I'm keen to see the angel of the north but not sure how easy/difficult it is to get to given we won't have a car??? And I can't see that killing much more than an hour.

Any suggestions are appreciated guys

Edit: Obviously I want her to see all of our beautiful bridges that convinced Mitro and Gini to sign but again this isn't going to take up a whole day.

 

The Angel is easy enough to get to from the Town, by bus (half hour journey, bus stop is fairly close) or taxi.
Just bear in mind, the only amenity in the near vicinity is the Ice Cream Van, although the Angel View Inn (I had a nice meal there last week) is a couple of hundred yards down the road.

 

ACS encouraged all the repetitive stupidity then couldn't control it as it destroyed 'his board'.

Now, over half of the threads, on the first page, are his with follow up comments by him.

He's desperately trying to keep things going and failing miserably ....... beel, warm glow, ACS is about all there is.

 

Nice to know I still matter so much to you Smug that you still can't help talking about me.
Do you still have a little picture of me by your single bed in that fluffy heart shaped frame?
I still have a picture of you and your big forearms like calves by mine rest assured you big, bearded hairy brute

 

Take her to Shark Club opposite SJP mate. It's the old brewery and they have great er... views..... of... er ....things........ Top bar.

 

More Man City tickets have been put on sale.
Thought I'd let you know.

 

Do you have a **** each night whilst starring at this picture?

I would.

 

I thought that knacker Smug had left in a huff? Is it the same poster? If it is the kid is comedy gold.

 

Aye and they are probably over £50 a pop the robbing Arabs.