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Hairy Christmas Geordies <ok>

Got my crimbo party tomoro. I've got to try and better my mates efforts who got his cock out on the dance floor Infront of his staff and waved it about at them.
 
Got talking to a chinese fella last night in our village local and I politely enquired " are you new to the village?"

He replied " Yes, I've just opened a crows shop in the old bakery "

I said " A clothes shop?.....I wouldn't have thought there's much call for a clothes shop in a village with only 520 inhabitants "

He retorted " Not a crows shop, a crow's shop "

I replied " That's what I said, a clothes shop "

He said " No no no.....a crow's shop, why don't you pop in tomorrow and have a rook ".