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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Didn't get one, was mainly with her boyfriend.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    you should improve your stalking skills fella. :)
     
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  3. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Don't fancy having a black eye.
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Better than a broken nose.
     
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  5. Rafa's Championship Party

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    <laugh>.
     
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  6. Rafa's Championship Party

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    That presenter on Sky Sports 2, looks like my mates brothers girlfriend <whistle>
     
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  7. Sweats

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    Hairy Christmas Geordies <ok>

    Got my crimbo party tomoro. I've got to try and better my mates efforts who got his cock out on the dance floor Infront of his staff and waved it about at them.
     
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    Sweats, Dec 20, 2013
  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Buy a lifelike penis from ann summers and then you can get TWO out?
     
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  9. Sweats

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    Or just nonchalantly leave it peeking out my trousers whilst eating the turkey dinner?
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The South west ladies will think you've dropped your pig in blanket.. Could ask them to pick it up :)

    Off topic... I see Hitler has let himself go a bit...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. Sweats

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    <laugh> .
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    <laugh> Who ate all the frankfurters?

    How is everyone?

    Ready for matchday? HTL!
     
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  13. jimileysbaldhead

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    Got talking to a chinese fella last night in our village local and I politely enquired " are you new to the village?"

    He replied " Yes, I've just opened a crows shop in the old bakery "

    I said " A clothes shop?.....I wouldn't have thought there's much call for a clothes shop in a village with only 520 inhabitants "

    He retorted " Not a crows shop, a crow's shop "

    I replied " That's what I said, a clothes shop "

    He said " No no no.....a crow's shop, why don't you pop in tomorrow and have a rook ".
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    now you are here mate, I know we will win.
    You are our lucky Jedi :)
     
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  15. Obi Wan

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    Sorted! <ok>
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 21, 2013
  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I'll pay you in beer. :)
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    Yeeehaaaa! <cheers>
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    And AB said you can put it on his tab! <ok>
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    as always :)
     
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  20. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Drinks on me, after that result.
     
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