Shearer's ebar

[Heed]

Had to share the most laughable link of the summer lads.

Tottenham could be set for a shock move for free agent Carlton Cole, 29, after the former West Ham striker was reported to have featured in a behind-closed-doors friendly for Andre Villas-Boas's side. Metro.

About time too. You can't have a fantasy football team without Carlton. It just wouldn't be the same.

 

[Darth Plagueis]

Anyone getting the Xbox one or the PS4?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Anyone getting the Xbox one or the PS4?

Not me, I downloaded a new life not too long ago, haven't got time to play games.

 

[Darth Plagueis]

Not me, I downloaded a new life not too long ago, haven't got time to play games.

I was referring to the virgin nerds with no lives, not the awesome people like you bro.

 

[Darth Gogledd]

I was referring to the virgin nerds with no lives, not the awesome people like you bro.

So i presume you'll be getting one of them then...

 

[Darth Plagueis]

So i presume you'll be getting one of them then...

Of course man. Xbox > Pussy. Everyone knows this. Scoping out the bitches and selecting my prey? Pfft. I'd rather be scoping out those little kids on Halo and popping in some headshots mofo.

My K/D is the most important thing in my life.

Obviously.

 

[Keith Fit]

Not me, I downloaded a new life not too long ago, haven't got time to play games.

What's "A New Life"? MMORPG? Hook me up, I'm bored.

 

[Agent Bruce]

What's "A New Life"? MMORPG? Hook me up, I'm bored.

Thought her indoors would sort your boredom out for you.

 

[Keith Fit]

Thought her indoors would sort your boredom out for you.

Do you mean the internet? You're probably right.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Do you mean the internet? You're probably right.

Didn't mean the Internet, but if she can sort that out too, so much the better.

 

[Obi Wan]

Afternoon from sunny holiday.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Afternoon from sunny holiday.

Anywhere nice?

 

[Obi Wan]

Anywhere nice?

Carbis Bay, Cornwall. Just had a week in Devon near Sidmouth. View from our room is fab.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Afternoon from sunny holiday.

No postcard meanie!

 

[Obi Wan]

No postcard meanie!

Errr, iiiiiiiiiiiiit's ...in ... the... post.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Errr, iiiiiiiiiiiiit's ...in ... the... post.

Hhhhhmmmmmm, seems the post is getting worse. I'll let you know when it arrives.

 

[Obi Wan]

Hhhhhmmmmmm, seems the post is getting worse. I'll let you know when it arrives.

Can't trust those carrier pigeons these days.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Can't trust those carrier pigeons these days.

Hope the pigeon carrying your cheque for £1,000,00 out of my lottery winnings arrives ok.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Carbis Bay, Cornwall. Just had a week in Devon near Sidmouth. View from our room is fab.

Sounds nice, always good to have a good view.

 

[Hugh Briss]

Did anyone else notice that Antonio Valencia at Man Utd has reverted back to wearing the #25 shirt?

Freeing up the #7 for someone?