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I thought we had to tell jokes!


A little lass says to her mam.." can I take the budgie to bed tonight? "

Mother says " certainly not, it's not hygenic and that's why it stays in it's cage "

The girl replies " that's not fair because you and dad took it to bed last night "

Mother " we did not "

Little lass " you did because when I walked past your bedroom you said to dad ......quick put your shirt tail over it before it flies all over the sheets "