Shearer's ebar

Morning Toon lovers ..... what are you going to moan about today?

 

About it not being the best day.

 

Is there a menu I can choose from?

 

What you're looking for isn't on the menu.

 

Right! THAT'S what I want to complain about today!!

 

What were you hoping for?

 

Better ask him that in PM's.

 

Rep

 

A minor squirt. Back later!

 

I'll start.
It's too bloody hot.

 

Bastard

 

Are you allowed to say that on Whit Monday?

 

I thought we had to tell jokes!

 

..... to all the insensitive souls reading this

except for the bastard

 

Language Minxy, there are ladies present. ACS for one.

 

A little lass says to her mam.." can I take the budgie to bed tonight? "

Mother says " certainly not, it's not hygenic and that's why it stays in it's cage "

The girl replies " that's not fair because you and dad took it to bed last night "

Mother " we did not "

Little lass " you did because when I walked past your bedroom you said to dad ......quick put your shirt tail over it before it flies all over the sheets "

 

Oh I love it when you talk like that

 

I've just dropped ice cream done my cleavage & there's no one here to help

 

I'll lick it up for you.

 

I'm in!