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Yeah I've been feeling special all day. Ended up in my local where it was someone's birthday and there was a big press of food, the landlord used to be a Michelin starred chef. He cooked, don't remember what it was mind. Sure it wasn't that that's given me a bubbly stomach.

Been drinking all day today. Had friends round our place - they've just left. I guess my post drinking wind will be enjoyed by all at work tomorrow. ;)
 
Were's WP/Boa Constrictor when I want to discuss Panesar's hopelessness? <wah>

The guy is taking a hammering... His only variation is bowling a bit slower, and he spins it about as well as Whelan spins "Wigan isn't a ****-hole" to the world...

He'll also be thrilled Vettel won again...
 
I'm lay in bed watching the cricket. . All a bit dull really.

I absolutely concur <ok>. I can't believe New Zealand have the utter temerity, nay audacity, to put up resistance, quite frankly ludicrous! It's just not cricket!

It's in actual fact some appalling half-breed version where there's some measure of meaningless competition provided by people who don't seem to know they're our surfs god damn it! I think I'll go to bed if this shameful resistance continues. Subdue you B******s...

When did England actually become such turgid, arrogant tossers? (No answers from Welsh/Scottish/Irishmen please... we don't need your opinion <laugh>).
 
I absolutely concur <ok>. I can't believe New Zealand have the utter temerity, nay audacity, to put up resistance, quite frankly ludicrous! It's just not cricket!

It's in actual fact some appalling half-breed version where there's some measure of meaningless competition provided by people who don't seem to know they're our surfs god damn it! I think I'll go to bed if this shameful resistance continues. Subdue you B******s...

When did England actually become such turgid, arrogant tossers? (No answers from Welsh/Scottish/Irishmen please... we don't need your opinion <laugh>).

They should show some respect and stand back and let us win. After all we did invent the game and give it to the world.