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With this being a stilton dream, had it gone mouldy??

Of course it had you cretin , do you think I would entertain anything less, for god's sake man I didn't get where I am( an absolute p*sshead on a Friday night when the wife's away) by eating non mouldy Stilton. Why the bloody hell do you think I moved to this neck of the woods, just to eat any old cheese?

Mildred....I'm trying to have a converation with a Tesco purchasing cheese addict , he's obviously not from proper stock like we are....Now pop upstairs and drop your bloomers like a good girl because Mr Winky is coming deliver the post....first class Fnnnarrr.

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Well now I know everone knows about my little Stilton induced secret I'm off to bed, hopefully I won't have another wet dream because the other night I fell down stairs and broke me pyjama leg.

The missus said " Come, come lad what's the matter ".
 
No. I'm allergic to curry.

Went out with mrs sweats/eva yesterday as I wanted a pub lunch and a pint. Neither wanted to drive so we went to her local where we thought they did chicken in a basket. They weren't doing food so we drank ale all day instead.
 
No. I'm allergic to curry.

Went out with mrs sweats/eva yesterday as I wanted a pub lunch and a pint. Neither wanted to drive so we went to her local where we thought they did chicken in a basket. They weren't doing food so we drank ale all day instead.


<laugh> That will do it. Liquid only diet.
 
Yeah I've been feeling special all day. Ended up in my local where it was someone's birthday and there was a big press of food, the landlord used to be a Michelin starred chef. He cooked, don't remember what it was mind. Sure it wasn't that that's given me a bubbly stomach.