Of course it had you cretin , do you think I would entertain anything less, for god's sake man I didn't get where I am( an absolute p*sshead on a Friday night when the wife's away) by eating non mouldy Stilton. Why the bloody hell do you think I moved to this neck of the woods, just to eat any old cheese? Mildred....I'm trying to have a converation with a Tesco purchasing cheese addict , he's obviously not from proper stock like we are....Now pop upstairs and drop your bloomers like a good girl because Mr Winky is coming deliver the post....first class Fnnnarrr. 9
Well now I know everone knows about my little Stilton induced secret I'm off to bed, hopefully I won't have another wet dream because the other night I fell down stairs and broke me pyjama leg. The missus said " Come, come lad what's the matter ".
My dogs has also been bad. Though she hasn't floated one for a good few hours now.. She just keeps giving me dirty looks.
No. I'm allergic to curry. Went out with mrs sweats/eva yesterday as I wanted a pub lunch and a pint. Neither wanted to drive so we went to her local where we thought they did chicken in a basket. They weren't doing food so we drank ale all day instead.
Yeah I've been feeling special all day. Ended up in my local where it was someone's birthday and there was a big press of food, the landlord used to be a Michelin starred chef. He cooked, don't remember what it was mind. Sure it wasn't that that's given me a bubbly stomach.
