Shearer's ebar

[Obi Wan]

I arrange a party and nobody turns up.

 

[Agent Bruce]

I arrange a party and nobody turns up.

Didn't get an invite Obi.

 

[Obi Wan]

Err, it's ...in..the..post (?)

 

[Agent Bruce]

Err, it's ...in..the..post (?)

I'll RSVP.

 

[Darth Plagueis]

OMFG OMFG OMFG

I just got accepted for this awesome full time job and I'm ****ing buzzing. Full time, permenant!

\oisndf0\f09jf0]9s\fns\ jd09f9fjds09s jf09s jfs09df\j

Jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Agent Bruce]

And once more Newcastle is engulfed in a sea of slime.















Well done Tash, I hope things work out well for you.

Drinks are on you on Sunday.

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

OMFG OMFG OMFG

I just got accepted for this awesome full time job and I'm ****ing buzzing. Full time, permenant!

\oisndf0\f09jf0]9s\fns\ jd09f9fjds09s jf09s jfs09df\j

Jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Congrats Tashlington!

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

" Full time, permenant "

I hope it's not Head of Spelling....


Well done Tash and good luck..

 

[Agent Bruce]

" Full time, permenant "

I hope it's not Head of Spelling....


Well done Tash and good luck..

He was talking about his hair and how well he'd groomed himself to make a good appearance.

 

[LTF]

Tash that's brilliant news, well done, and it's not the easiest being interviewed by the NHS, so good on you!

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

OMFG OMFG OMFG

I just got accepted for this awesome full time job and I'm ****ing buzzing. Full time, permenant!

\oisndf0\f09jf0]9s\fns\ jd09f9fjds09s jf09s jfs09df\j

Jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

well done mate. think of all the Voddy!

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Tash that's brilliant news, well done, and it's not the easiest being interviewed by the NHS, so good on you!

Rep time lady!

 

[Agent Bruce]

Tash that's brilliant news, well done, and it's not the easiest being interviewed by the NHS, so good on you!

You sound like someone that's experienced it yourself.

 

[Obi Wan]

Congrats Tash! <Doublevoddy>

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Congrats Tash! <Doublevoddy>

Russian Standard have just doubled production given the news...

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Just thought... an away win in Europe.... progression to the next round..... a new job....... no Tash this morning....... I'm thinking a jizz/vodka flood down on the coast..

 

[Obi Wan]

Just thought... an away win in Europe.... progression to the next round..... a new job....... no Tash this morning....... I'm thinking a jizz/vodka flood down on the coast..

I hope he hasn't drowned in his own excitement! Wouldn't bear thinking about.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Cheryl Cole's new Tatt....

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[Obi Wan]

Cheryl Cole's new Tatt....

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What? 'Minxy' is actually Cheryl Cole?

 

[Agent Bruce]

What? 'Minxy' is actually Cheryl Cole?

You're not supposed to give away secrets like that Obi.