Is your real name Bombardier?
Wow, you have a rare gift

Some other names
GordontheToony- Laura... Little known because you'd think she was an obvious Penelope.
JWAG - Obviously called Jesus.
Modface - It's a scientific fact everyone called Olly/Ollie or Joe (not Jo... They're always ugly lesbians... unless anybody on here is called Jo, of course) is moderately attractive facially. Any other name and he's been having us on, being really either sexyface or moderately-unattractive



