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Warm Pouch said:
If you want cheered up Tash have a look at the bi polar mackem board. They've gone from wanting their manager sacked, being the ****test team in the world, to being world beaters who are far superior to us, with a great manager, gloating about their massive 1 point advantage, and discussing the possibility of a top eight finish.

They are a funny delusional bunch.
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Don't tell me they're beating us at being delusional too now.
 
Why does everything they do have to be in reference to us? Inferiority complex or what?

Oh well, I have a question. We are advised not to give money to the bums in Newcastle, because apparently they'll spend the money on drugs, which will make them happy but die quicker... So is the idea to prolong their suffering?

Also, I've been considering my cabinet should the Toon Not606 party ever take off (obviously as the sexiest and least Geordie sounding I'll have to be prime-minister)...
Foreign Affairs Minister - Cove
Minister for Sport - WP even thinks Horse-racing is good to watch, so he must be the best placed to do this job!
Spin Minister - MrToontastic... So I can blame WP when it all goes wrong! <laugh>
Philosophical Minister - Tash. I would arrange a meeting between him and Mr Herbert as a matter of urgency... Add two crow-bars and lock the room, only one leaves.
Minister of Jedi Related Movements - LTF, because Obi Wan has gone missing himself :emoticon-0101-sadsm
Minister of Transport - AB, his various contacts and organisation would be ideal for this position. Good bjs make him further standout from the other candidates :biggrin:
Minister of Education - HDQ... as the most likely to have a sex scandal, he's an obvious choice to be in charge of schools <ok>
Minister of Trendy Haircuts - ACS, as long as he promises not to influence colour choices!
Minister of Sexuality - Geordie Guy In The Fen :biggrin:
Minister of Prisons - Whoever wins the fight between Tash and Herbert. Ideally I'd like to learn prisoner's dislikes, and make them do that all day as a proper punishment. At the moment, prison is an incentive to a certain group of people (those who enjoy solitary company, working out all day, and punchy after-taste of unwashed penis), but if we learned what everyone hated, we could make it a horrible place to be. Obviously within reason, we can't go around cutting people's heads off and making them watch Sunderland dvd's!!!
 
Gandalf said:
Why does everything they do have to be in reference to us? Inferiority complex or what?

Oh well, I have a question. We are advised not to give money to the bums in Newcastle, because apparently they'll spend the money on drugs, which will make them happy but die quicker... So is the idea to prolong their suffering?

Also, I've been considering my cabinet should the Toon Not606 party ever take off (obviously as the sexiest and least Geordie sounding I'll have to be prime-minister)...
Foreign Affairs Minister - Cove
Minister for Sport - WP even thinks Horse-racing is good to watch, so he must be the best placed to do this job!
Spin Minister - MrToontastic... So I can blame WP when it all goes wrong! <laugh>
Philosophical Minister - Tash. I would arrange a meeting between him and Mr Herbert as a matter of urgency... Add two crow-bars and lock the room, only one leaves.
Minister of Jedi Related Movements - LTF, because Obi Wan has gone missing himself :emoticon-0101-sadsm
Minister of Transport - AB, his various contacts and organisation would be ideal for this position. Good bjs make him further standout from the other candidates :biggrin:
Minister of Education - HDQ... as the most likely to have a sex scandal, he's an obvious choice to be in charge of schools <ok>
Minister of Trendy Haircuts - ACS, as long as he promises not to influence colour choices!
Minister of Sexuality - Geordie Guy In The Fen :biggrin:
Minister of Prisons - Whoever wins the fight between Tash and Herbert. Ideally I'd like to learn prisoner's dislikes, and make them do that all day as a proper punishment. At the moment, prison is an incentive to a certain group of people (those who enjoy solitary company, working out all day, and punchy after-taste of unwashed penis), but if we learned what everyone hated, we could make it a horrible place to be. Obviously within reason, we can't go around cutting people's heads off and making them watch Sunderland dvd's!!!
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Can't cut their heads off and make them watch Sunderland dvd's but we could leave their heads on and make them watch them!
 
Gandalf said:
Why does everything they do have to be in reference to us? Inferiority complex or what?

Oh well, I have a question. We are advised not to give money to the bums in Newcastle, because apparently they'll spend the money on drugs, which will make them happy but die quicker... So is the idea to prolong their suffering?

Also, I've been considering my cabinet should the Toon Not606 party ever take off (obviously as the sexiest and least Geordie sounding I'll have to be prime-minister)...
Foreign Affairs Minister - Cove
Minister for Sport - WP even thinks Horse-racing is good to watch, so he must be the best placed to do this job!
Spin Minister - MrToontastic... So I can blame WP when it all goes wrong! <laugh>
Philosophical Minister - Tash. I would arrange a meeting between him and Mr Herbert as a matter of urgency... Add two crow-bars and lock the room, only one leaves.
Minister of Jedi Related Movements - LTF, because Obi Wan has gone missing himself :emoticon-0101-sadsm
Minister of Transport - AB, his various contacts and organisation would be ideal for this position. Good bjs make him further standout from the other candidates :biggrin:
Minister of Education - HDQ... as the most likely to have a sex scandal, he's an obvious choice to be in charge of schools <ok>
Minister of Trendy Haircuts - ACS, as long as he promises not to influence colour choices!
Minister of Sexuality - Geordie Guy In The Fen :biggrin:
Minister of Prisons - Whoever wins the fight between Tash and Herbert. Ideally I'd like to learn prisoner's dislikes, and make them do that all day as a proper punishment. At the moment, prison is an incentive to a certain group of people (those who enjoy solitary company, working out all day, and punchy after-taste of unwashed penis), but if we learned what everyone hated, we could make it a horrible place to be. Obviously within reason, we can't go around cutting people's heads off and making them watch Sunderland dvd's!!!
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You make it sound like the prisons are full mackems and gym freaks...............
 
I was educated...

[video=youtube;anjxU7ma9Z8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anjxU7ma9Z8&feature=g-high-f&list=FLmb8hO2ilV9vRa8cilis88A[/video]

...but I also got a boner lol
 
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