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There's something distinctly satisfying when the obnoxious, unhelpful scroat in Tesco trips and stumbles face first into the display of cheeses he's just stacked. I just hope that the great Lord doth take pity on me cometh judgement day for nearly soiling myself at this joyous spectacle.

What about this Jim, would you have chuckled?

[video=youtube;P0JiDaFf_VE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0JiDaFf_VE[/video]

Its fake before anyone gets upset
 
There's something distinctly satisfying when the obnoxious, unhelpful scroat in Tesco trips and stumbles face first into the display of cheeses he's just stacked. I just hope that the great Lord doth take pity on me cometh judgement day for nearly soiling myself at this joyous spectacle.

<laugh> hahaha Saruman... We meet again!

Your robes aren't white anymore!
 
For those interested, and those not so... I am now the board's official Sweden scout. I will be writing blogs about Swedish prospects, Swedish total fotboll and mooses etc, so look out for some pretty accurate journalism. I may not be as good as Cove yet, and may use a little more artistic licence, and Newcastle's scouts might not actually give a **** about the players I'll assess, but one day this may change! <ok>

Also, I'm an alcoholic.
 
For those interested, and those not so... I am now the board's official Sweden scout. I will be writing blogs about Swedish prospects, Swedish total fotboll and mooses etc, so look out for some pretty accurate journalism. I may not be as good as Cove yet, and may use a little more artistic licence, and Newcastle's scouts might not actually give a **** about the players I'll assess, but one day this may change! <ok>

Also, I'm an alcoholic.

Just make sure it's the right prospects Gandalf. DT doesn't need to know.