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Agent Bruce said:
As much you taking her yellow star as the spanking. I think she can probably look after herself in that respect. Tash might come off second best.
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Not I, the star was reclaimed onto our board from the hands of a Man U fan. LTF has the donut thingy instead.
 
Oh Obi, as you're buying, I shall change from my usual white wine spritzer to a Desperado.

Ignore Brucey, I love a donut, but with my coffee on a morning......beer and donuts, not a good mix
 
Obi Wan said:
You've already upset her tonight so don't start having a go at her figure too.


We do love you really LTF, honest.
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Tch tch Obi, you're not doing the situation any good. A lot of the fairer sex don't like stodgy things because of what it might do to their figure, not because they don't have a good figure. I'm sure LTF probably has a slpendid figure. Not that it makes any difference of course, it's what you are, not what you look like that counts.
 
Agent Bruce said:
Tch tch Obi, you're not doing the situation any good. A lot of the fairer sex don't like stodgy things because of what it might do to their figure, not because they don't have a good figure. I'm sure LTF probably has a slpendid figure. Not that it makes any difference of course, it's what you are, not what you look like that counts.
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Keep digging Brucey, ignore him Obi, I'll be ordering a takeaway soon!

My favourite thing after a night out is a Kebab, usually forget to eat them, and forgotten how many times I've left a takeaway on the wall outside my house whilst rooting through my bag for my keys!<cheers>
 
Here you go LTF. This is on <cough> AB <cough> who said he'd <cough> pay <cough>.

<desperado><desperado><desperado><desperado><desperado><desperado><kebab><special_key_finder_in_handbag_thingy>

Enjoy! As in, on behalf of AB who <cough> provided <cough> all of the above especially for you. I'm just the spotty, moped riding, delivery boy.
 
So if you want the Star to star in Geordie hands, you'd better all rep me. Rep me gooooood.
 
LTF said:
It's not my star Cbrad, I don't want it, I prefer to stay UNDER the radar, :emoticon-0111-blush
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Gracious, generous, selfless and humble - as ever LTF. Qualities that us Jedi Knights can appreciate.



Now c'mon people you heard the lady, rep me. Rep me goooood!
 
Agent Bruce said:
Think the gracious, generous, selfless and humble lady needs repped to regain her yellow star.
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Only if she shares her donut.


And yes I know it's spelt doughnut over here, but like the lazy Americans, I can't be bothered to write it out properly every time I refer to one. Although, now I've gone and writen a whole piece on why I can't be bothered to type it all out.

Wait, what am I doing? I am literally wasting my life. If I'd simply typed in doughnut in the first place none of this would have happened. Stop Obi. Time to stop.
 
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