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Not I, the star was reclaimed onto our board from the hands of a Man U fan. LTF has the donut thingy instead.

 

Seeing as Tash seems flush today and claims to drink in the higher class establishments, it sounds like it's his round.

Tash! One case of bubbly for the lady please.

 

Maybe she doesn't like donut's, you know, the figure thingy.

 

You've already upset her tonight so don't start having a go at her figure too.


We do love you really LTF, honest.

 

Oh Obi, as you're buying, I shall change from my usual white wine spritzer to a Desperado.

Ignore Brucey, I love a donut, but with my coffee on a morning......beer and donuts, not a good mix

 

Tch tch Obi, you're not doing the situation any good. A lot of the fairer sex don't like stodgy things because of what it might do to their figure, not because they don't have a good figure. I'm sure LTF probably has a slpendid figure. Not that it makes any difference of course, it's what you are, not what you look like that counts.

 

Give the lady another white wine spritzer on me Obi, you know you're good for it.

 

Oops, make that a Desperado.

 

Keep digging Brucey, ignore him Obi, I'll be ordering a takeaway soon!

My favourite thing after a night out is a Kebab, usually forget to eat them, and forgotten how many times I've left a takeaway on the wall outside my house whilst rooting through my bag for my keys!

 

Get me out of the dog house Obi, give the lady anything she wants and put it on my tab.

 

Here you go LTF. This is on <cough> AB <cough> who said he'd <cough> pay <cough>.

<desperado><desperado><desperado><desperado><desperado><desperado><kebab><special_key_finder_in_handbag_thingy>

Enjoy! As in, on behalf of AB who <cough> provided <cough> all of the above especially for you. I'm just the spotty, moped riding, delivery boy.

 

You've nicked LTF's star Obi.

 

Keep up cbra. I have reclaimed it for the mighty Toon Army from the one known as Alan. LTF is the proud keeper of the special 'Community donut'

 

So if you want the Star to star in Geordie hands, you'd better all rep me. Rep me gooooood.

 

It's not my star Cbrad, I don't want it, I prefer to stay UNDER the radar,

 

Sorry Obi .................................

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

 

I'll just have to wait until you've hit the special 'two fat ladies' rep power.

 

Gracious, generous, selfless and humble - as ever LTF. Qualities that us Jedi Knights can appreciate.



Now c'mon people you heard the lady, rep me. Rep me goooood!

 

Think the gracious, generous, selfless and humble lady needs repped to regain her yellow star.

 

Only if she shares her donut.


And yes I know it's spelt doughnut over here, but like the lazy Americans, I can't be bothered to write it out properly every time I refer to one. Although, now I've gone and writen a whole piece on why I can't be bothered to type it all out.

Wait, what am I doing? I am literally wasting my life. If I'd simply typed in doughnut in the first place none of this would have happened. Stop Obi. Time to stop.