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You know, I always thought I ate a lot and wondered why I'm not fat, then I see what fat people in general go through in a day and realise!

I work with a load of women, most of them overweight.

They say "why the **** am I fat, I eat 3 decent meals a day, fat people eat McDonald's every day, I don't!!"

They have ****ing big bacon stotties from the cafeteria at work at around 10am as a snack!

I'm sitting at my desk at 10am still full from my bowl of cereal I had at around 7am, and they're having like a 2nd meal of the day!

Plus they have cups of tea with biscuits every half hour to an hour.

They wonder where the extra calories come from?
 
You know, I always thought I ate a lot and wondered why I'm not fat, then I see what fat people in general go through in a day and realise!

I work with a load of women, most of them overweight.

They say "why the **** am I fat, I eat 3 decent meals a day, fat people eat McDonald's every day, I don't!!"

They have ****ing big bacon stotties from the cafeteria at work at around 10am as a snack!

I'm sitting at my desk at 10am still full from my bowl of cereal I had at around 7am, and they're having like a 2nd meal of the day!

Plus they have cups of tea with biscuits every half hour to an hour.

They wonder where the extra calories come from?

Just write them a message saying "fat ****" and they'll get over it pretty quick.
 
You know, I always thought I ate a lot and wondered why I'm not fat, then I see what fat people in general go through in a day and realise!

I work with a load of women, most of them overweight.

They say "why the **** am I fat, I eat 3 decent meals a day, fat people eat McDonald's every day, I don't!!"

They have ****ing big bacon stotties from the cafeteria at work at around 10am as a snack!

I'm sitting at my desk at 10am still full from my bowl of cereal I had at around 7am, and they're having like a 2nd meal of the day!

Plus they have cups of tea with biscuits every half hour to an hour.

They wonder where the extra calories come from?
Some people have slow metabolisms which cause them to become overweight.
Some though, just fill their face with ****e and become fat ****s.
 
Laughing at molestation of kids is not cool, bullies or not.

I wasn't laughing at how he got molested, I was laughing at the ridiculous title and the news paper that printed it.

Which journalist thought this would be a good idea? rofl