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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    me too :) , thanks AB

    how's tricks?
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    I'll let you know when I find out myself.
     
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  3. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    lol okay :).

    i'm heading to bed now, been good to see you Mr Bruce ;)...night, sweet dreams. See you soon (if you don't mind me invading your board now and again ;) )
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Off to bed now, I'll leave you in charge.

    Don't forget to switch the lights off when you leave.

    Night.
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    You'll always be welcome on here, seems you've made a few friends. Night.
     
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  6. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    You know, I always thought I ate a lot and wondered why I'm not fat, then I see what fat people in general go through in a day and realise!

    I work with a load of women, most of them overweight.

    They say "why the **** am I fat, I eat 3 decent meals a day, fat people eat McDonald's every day, I don't!!"

    They have ****ing big bacon stotties from the cafeteria at work at around 10am as a snack!

    I'm sitting at my desk at 10am still full from my bowl of cereal I had at around 7am, and they're having like a 2nd meal of the day!

    Plus they have cups of tea with biscuits every half hour to an hour.

    They wonder where the extra calories come from?
     
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  7. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Just write them a message saying "fat ****" and they'll get over it pretty quick.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Some people have slow metabolisms which cause them to become overweight.
    Some though, just fill their face with ****e and become fat ****s.
     
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  9. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image


    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  10. Ammy

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    Laughing at molestation of kids is not cool, bullies or not.
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    This I'm afraid Tash.
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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  13. Agent Bruce

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    No more chicken legs at McD's for me.
     
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  14. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    happy Saturday, my Newcastle supporting friends, hope you have a good day :)
     
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  15. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    I wasn't laughing at how he got molested, I was laughing at the ridiculous title and the news paper that printed it.

    Which journalist thought this would be a good idea? rofl
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> I take it this is an american paper? Only they could not see the issue with the title
     
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  17. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;k8r7SoLdKd8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8r7SoLdKd8[/video]

    <doh>.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    What a dumb **** he is
     
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  19. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Man, I've done something I've never done before, drank 3 nights in a row. Rofl.
     
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  20. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Go on son, make it a fourth. You know you want to...

    <cheers>
     
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