Shearer's ebar
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That's only because your sole criteria is a pulse.
Don't you have to do that with all your 'women' ?
And then after promising them great sex, he always let's them down.
Can someone pull their finger out and do the match thread please. Cannot be arsed. Takes too long 
Yeah 11-2 on aggregate
They got pumped. Fekir was excellent, you can see why Arsenal are interested. Game of the round was Fiorentina losing 4-3 on aggregate to Gladbach - Lars Strindl doing a Gerrard captains performance from midfield. They were 2-0 down on the night and 3-0 down on aggregate. The captain Strindl decided he didn't want to go out home and banged in a hatty from midfield.
You have posted some bad ones in your time Albert but this smacks of desperation, which barrel did you scrape this from the bottom of ?
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From 'Fredor's barrel of fun facts'. There wasn't much to choose from.
Even twats hate the mackems!!
You are living proof that statement !
Paddy says to Mick " I hear that girl who played Pussy Galore in the Bond film has split her fanny open"
Mick says " Honor Blackman "
Paddy says " no, on a dildo "
Mick says " Honor Blackman "
Paddy says " no, on a dildo "